Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The guy I like turned around, looked at her and said, "Red is a really interesting, sexy color. Pretty bold. Not bad." and he smiled. I waited, smiling also, only for him frown and say, "Your teeth are REALLY yellow." FML
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Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML
Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML
Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML
Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
Today, I was taking a picture with my friend. Her camera can pick out a certain color and only have that color show up in the picture. She chose yellow because of the yellow on my dress. When she showed me the picture, the sash wasn't the only yellow thing; my teeth showed up, too. FML
Today, at my job in a cosmetics department, I was helping a customer find something to her taste. She said, "I want a lipstick like yours. Something that says, 'I'm a bitch'." FML
Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML
Today, I was home alone, so for fun I put red lipstick on. A few minutes later, my doorbell rang. I managed to get it off before I got the door. I saw my neighbor, and had a long conversation with him. After which, I came inside and realized I had lipstick all over my teeth. FML
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML
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Damarys 0
Firstly, I think red is a really sexy color no matter the woman. But unfortunately, it's only magazine-pretty if you have fabulous white teeth.
rssffff08 0
crest white strips work miracles
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Damarys 0
Firstly, I think red is a really sexy color no matter the woman. But unfortunately, it's only magazine-pretty if you have fabulous white teeth.
fatalkiss 0
red lipstick just looks weird now idk. OP, he sounds gay...what straight guy makes comments like tht?
ronton 4
what is this the bachelor? jesus
lucy9897 6
I think OP should have said this: Guy: Your teeth are REALLY yellow. OP: Yeah? Well your FACE is REALLY yellow! (walks out leaving guy with confused expression)
foodlord 5
My teeth are really yellow so I kno how u feel... But it's bcoz I hav a calcium defect or sumfing
01sparkly 15
That's why I smile with my mouth closed
BamBAmGG 14
I think he's just a ******* wanker for saying something to ruin her ego and self confidence in the first place. If you have nothing nice to say to someone, don't say anything at all. Why is that so hard for some people to comprehend?
The_Unlucky1 19
I believe is because all of the makeup makes the red stand out more.
rssffff08 0
crest white strips work miracles
Damarys 0
whoops, double post. my bad
Emilaaay_alexa 0
Well, he was a dick, but YDI for not brushing your teeth. :x
carlomanden 5
That doesn't necessarily have anything to do with brushing.
kyliebear 15
^^^ agreed. It could be your diet. Some foods and drinks cause your teeth to turn yellow :
GDinNJ 0
Wow...that's actually surprising, just because most people I know wouldn't actually say that out loud. Unless, of course, you're really close friends with him. Huh, well, yeah, FYL. As #2 said, try the Crest white strips.
ArtsySwag 0
Whatever happened to the "if you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all" rule? What a jerk :(.
soundmind311 0
maybe you should brush ur teeth then...
sarahlee123 0
#7 is right, but still brush your damn teeth girl! seriously!
_HollieWould 0
LMAO ya use some crest whitestrips guuurl! looks good with red lipstick =)
Button_x 0
#4 Most times people's teeth are just LIKE that. It has nothing to do with "not brushing", it's just the normal color of most teeth. -_-