Today, my sister was crying to me about how her boyfriend never showed up for their date. He's done this many times before, so I suggested the fact that maybe he'd just ditched her. She said that was ridiculous, because, "He's Canadian" and according to her, "They don't lie." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend dumped her after a huge fight they had, regarding him getting a haircut without talking to her first. I asked if she also needed to consult with him first before getting a haircut. Without a hint of self-awareness, she said, "Of course not. That's stupid. Why would I need his permission?" FML
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due to work-related reasons, my boyfriend sent his twin brother on our date. They both thought I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML
Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
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Top comments
ShannyAK 16
I'm Canadian and I lie plenty of times!
Inked0803 12
Someone is naieve
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Comments (157)
tygerarmy 35
Blame Canada!
eddeeezzyy 19
SHUT YOUR ******* FACE UNCLE FUCKA!
Reaper1984 13
Anyone else have that damn song stuck in their head now?
JulieG65 15
Haha yeah as soon as I read it!!
Llama_Face89 34
I hate you and everything you stand for.
edgar20 7
how old is she? 6?????
NoDontKillMe 19
You could've gotten the point across with just one question mark...
ZeeBest86 6
Why are you hating?
NagainaFier 16
Because???? Like, no coherant English speaker needs to use that many question marks??? Because one can and often does get the job done???
Pstraka6 20
Yeah and neither do politicians. You're a good sister for helping her out! I'd say help here out some more, talk to her, and try to convince her to have a talk with him about this!
xtineb15 6
haha
PenguinBitch 44
That's a common Internet stereotype towards Canadians. And now your sister just reinforced the common stereotype towards Americans.
PrincessLiLi_fml 7
You shouldn't call OP's sister fat.
karlcolt45 19
yeah the Canadian people are at #2 on the list of things that don't lie, right behind shakira's hips
kozzard 17
that's not a bad place to be
jackiemora 18
Wow so naive! You're gonna have to keep an out for your sister when it comes to her relationships :/
glitteryyclitt 6
According to the internet, Canadians are always nice.
fatheadedsnail 15
I'm feeling a Spock reference to Canadians.
misspulkadot24 17
I'm half Canadian, and I lie twice as much as everyone else. Oh god...I think I need help.
Adhdkid107 9
Only Owen from total drama island is the nice Canadian