Love: Classic stereotype?

Classic stereotype?

By Anonymous - 25/04/2013 20:36 - United States - Montgomery Village

Today, my sister was crying to me about how her boyfriend never showed up for their date. He's done this many times before, so I suggested the fact that maybe he'd just ditched her. She said that was ridiculous, because, "He's Canadian" and according to her, "They don't lie." FML

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Same thing different taste

By imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

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Awkward

By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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By mariah_1_11 - 06/03/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML

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Hypocrisy

By Anonymous - 06/06/2022 18:01 - United States

Today, my sister's boyfriend dumped her after a huge fight they had, regarding him getting a haircut without talking to her first. I asked if she also needed to consult with him first before getting a haircut. Without a hint of self-awareness, she said, "Of course not. That's stupid. Why would I need his permission?" FML

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By SingleSara. - 02/03/2010 06:07 - Canada

Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know 3 hours ago before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2015 20:50 - United States - Saddle River

Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due to work-related reasons, my boyfriend sent his twin brother on our date. They both thought I wouldn't notice. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2010 13:35 - Canada

Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2014 16:30 - United States - Bremerton

Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML

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The clichés are real

By Krish Kochar - 08/11/2022 10:00 - Canada

Today, I've been living in Canada for past two years, and my friend from the States came to visit. He was talking about how Canadians are so polite, but I was in total denial, that he didn't know anything. While I was arguing with him, a guy in front of us walked into a pole, then apologized to it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

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ShannyAK 16

Friday 26 April 2013 3:00

I'm Canadian and I lie plenty of times!

Inked0803 12

Friday 26 April 2013 3:00

Someone is naieve

Comments

tygerarmy 35

Friday 26 April 2013 3:06

Blame Canada!

eddeeezzyy 19

Friday 26 April 2013 3:58

SHUT YOUR ******* FACE UNCLE FUCKA!

Reaper1984 13

Friday 26 April 2013 4:19

Anyone else have that damn song stuck in their head now?

JulieG65 15

Friday 26 April 2013 4:57

Haha yeah as soon as I read it!!

Llama_Face89 33

Friday 26 April 2013 15:52

I hate you and everything you stand for.

edgar20 7

Friday 26 April 2013 3:09

how old is she? 6?????

NoDontKillMe 19

Friday 26 April 2013 3:22

You could've gotten the point across with just one question mark...

ZeeBest86 6

Friday 26 April 2013 3:48

Why are you hating?

NagainaFier 16

Friday 26 April 2013 4:22

Because???? Like, no coherant English speaker needs to use that many question marks??? Because one can and often does get the job done???

Pstraka6 20

Friday 26 April 2013 3:13

Yeah and neither do politicians. You're a good sister for helping her out! I'd say help here out some more, talk to her, and try to convince her to have a talk with him about this!