Today, my sister was crying to me about how her boyfriend never showed up for their date. He's done this many times before, so I suggested the fact that maybe he'd just ditched her. She said that was ridiculous, because, "He's Canadian" and according to her, "They don't lie." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend dumped her after a huge fight they had, regarding him getting a haircut without talking to her first. I asked if she also needed to consult with him first before getting a haircut. Without a hint of self-awareness, she said, "Of course not. That's stupid. Why would I need his permission?" FML
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due to work-related reasons, my boyfriend sent his twin brother on our date. They both thought I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML
Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
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Top comments
ShannyAK 16
I'm Canadian and I lie plenty of times!
Inked0803 12
Someone is naieve
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Comments (157)
lowshadows 21
"everyone betrays everyone"-Tobin Frost
TheyCallMeDamien 18
I guess they're like Vulcans.
VeganVampyre 27
What are you all talking about, eh? Of course we never lie, that could be considered unfriendly, which is bad for our reputation. Obviously the boyfriend had a good reason, he probably had to repair his igloo or take his polar bear to the vet. Or maybe he was just playing hockey and getting drunk on Keith's.
effiestonem154 11
No wonder people consider us a stupid nation, they read FMLs like these.
effiestonem154 11
No wonder people consider us a stupid nation, they read FMLs like these.
wvcheesehead1 9
Shouldn't the Canadians be replying in English and French?
VeganVampyre 27
Non, Monsieur. Only the people from Quebec and New Brunswick officially speak French.
Llama_Face89 34
Représentant Nouveau-Brunswick!
perdix 31
Not only will he never lie to you, he'll stand on guard for thee!
BadLuckDude12345 14
People from any nationality can lie.
ssara 10
whats so bad about canadians?! WE LIE ALL THE TIME
perdix 31
#97, how do we know you're not lying about that?
MoreBeef 4
Did you slap her?