Today, my sister was crying to me about how her boyfriend never showed up for their date. He's done this many times before, so I suggested the fact that maybe he'd just ditched her. She said that was ridiculous, because, "He's Canadian" and according to her, "They don't lie." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend dumped her after a huge fight they had, regarding him getting a haircut without talking to her first. I asked if she also needed to consult with him first before getting a haircut. Without a hint of self-awareness, she said, "Of course not. That's stupid. Why would I need his permission?" FML
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due to work-related reasons, my boyfriend sent his twin brother on our date. They both thought I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML
Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
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Top comments
ShannyAK 16
I'm Canadian and I lie plenty of times!
Inked0803 12
Someone is naieve
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Comments (157)
kallima_fml 3
Sitting here in my igloo, I am shocked at the number of Canadians who lie on here! I swear on the queen, our president, that I never lie. Sorry if I offended anyone. Seriously, though, Poor you, and poor her! Tell her to dump the guy, but warn her that he may apologize a lot. If not, he wasn't serious about her.
xZoeAmethystx 12
President? We have a Prime Minister..
kallima_fml 3
I know that (obviously, born and raised Canadian). I used to stay in the eastern USA on summers and if I had a dollar for every person who asked if the queen was the Canadian president, I'd be a rich girl. ;-)
VeganVampyre 27
72- Really? That's the only thing you questioned there? No problem with us living in igloos, never lying, or having the queen run our country- as long as she's the prime minister, not the president. Are you kidding me?!
little_one 20
I may not live in an igloo but we still have snow on the ground here... It's bullshit.
EarlFug 19
Just think what an Aussie would do to her
Zwingend 15
Sounds like your sister has herself a defective Canadian. I would send him back to Canada for reprogramming.
ShawnBushOG 9
People are progressively getting dumber, It's a shame.
paigexox0 37
If that were true then I wouldnt have found out my ex boyfriend of 6 months had another girlfriend for the first 4..
monsterMEG 8
It's true, Canadians don't lie :)
1SxcBuNnii 10
She's right. We never lie...... O.O
V4Vardy 8
Does she also think we ride polar bears? ...cause I wish we did
doit4ah15 10
Drake- No Lie...... Wtf why is that the first thing that pops into my head when I read this
nayib 10
Can't trust them with their flappy heads and beady eyes Source: South Park