Today, my sister was crying to me about how her boyfriend never showed up for their date. He's done this many times before, so I suggested the fact that maybe he'd just ditched her. She said that was ridiculous, because, "He's Canadian" and according to her, "They don't lie." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend dumped her after a huge fight they had, regarding him getting a haircut without talking to her first. I asked if she also needed to consult with him first before getting a haircut. Without a hint of self-awareness, she said, "Of course not. That's stupid. Why would I need his permission?" FML
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due to work-related reasons, my boyfriend sent his twin brother on our date. They both thought I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML
Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
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Top comments
ShannyAK 16
I'm Canadian and I lie plenty of times!
Inked0803 12
Someone is naieve
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Comments (157)
limitedition 25
Since the Canadian jails are full I'd say perhaps she's wrong.
RedPillSucks 33
The jails are full exactly because Canadians don't lie. Mounty: sir, did you commit this crime? Canadian: erm... Yes. Yes I did.
limitedition 25
Well played, 83, well played.
msarosi 14
Everything I say is a lie. Except for that. And that. And that.
Julianne_sings 10
She's right, we don't lie! We also live in igloos, have pet moose, and eat nothing but maple syrup... Eh?
kallima_fml 3
Noo doot aboot it!
zaylazayn 12
Stereotypes...
watchme 11
Justin Bieber is Canadian.
jeepers_1 21
Unfortunately enough for us...
BlackRogue 8
... Yeah... Sorry aboot that eh?
VeganVampyre 27
Yes... But in our defense, so is Simple Plan and even if you don't like their music, you can't deny that they do A LOT to help troubled kids and teens, so that should still make up for Bieber.
ileenefudge 29
I Love simple plan. I hate Justin beiber.
grumpybr 13
This is probably just as true as saying we brazilians live among anacondas.
psuedodragon 23
Not to support or counter stereotypes, but... clearly the man's a liar, so maybe he lied about being Canadian...
theprivateman 1
he lied about being canadian
srogue74 5
some people just deserves it. your sister is one of those.
Llama_Face89 34
Bwahaha! We lie all the time!