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Cheers

By toastynippies - 24/02/2015 19:32 - United States

Today, my mom sent me a picture of a blank piece of paper, saying it was a drawing of all the people who wanted to date me. FML

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You deserved it 3 229

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 15:17 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 558

You deserved it 1 820

By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 11:29 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 174

You deserved it 2 573

Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 564

You deserved it 2 410

Forever in our hearts

By Anonymous - 25/01/2023 13:00

Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 732

You deserved it 193

Pants on fire

By Anonymous - 29/09/2013 04:12 - United States

Today, I texted a cute picture of my boyfriend and me to my mom, who lives very far away. She replied saying that my Photoshop skills are great, but that I don't need to go so far to pretend that anyone would date me, and that there's no shame in being single at 25. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 219

You deserved it 3 286

By dylanhollis - 17/01/2014 12:49 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 816

You deserved it 9 195

By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 056

You deserved it 3 317

By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 536

You deserved it 2 993

Nice view

By Sexting Parents - 16/11/2012 02:45 - United States - Short Hills

Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 877

You deserved it 2 759

By beekie9 - 14/01/2009 14:26 - United States

Today, my mom asked all the old ladies in her church to pray that I meet "someone special". FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 277

You deserved it 2 248

LittleMissShadow 16

Wednesday 25 February 2015 0:10

Send one back with the caption "This is a room full of people who think you're funny"

Welshite 39

Wednesday 25 February 2015 0:10

Check for invisible ink.

Comments

potato63 10

Wednesday 25 February 2015 6:02

Ha get REKT

rockwrench 18

Wednesday 25 February 2015 6:12

How long did you stare at it before you got the message?

berkeleyjake 13

Wednesday 25 February 2015 6:54

it's a badly cropped photo of a nice man from the kkk

kittykath32 22

Wednesday 25 February 2015 7:21

At least she was trying to be funny! Brush it off and know that your mom loves you!

ooooohboy 15

Wednesday 25 February 2015 7:24

Ouch :/

DedeleMan 21

Wednesday 25 February 2015 7:34

Why do I have a feeling that it's made up? is it the countless people that have made it before? nah, it couldn't be...

britbrat237 14

Wednesday 25 February 2015 7:46

ouch.

Homer1975 14

Wednesday 25 February 2015 8:02

Anyway,congratulation.you have a beautiful mom and you already got the DNA from her

Ethan_Anonymous 28

Wednesday 25 February 2015 8:45

What a bitch

SydLovesLacey 18

Wednesday 25 February 2015 8:56

Best mom ever.

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Today, my tween daughter found an exciting new book series to replace her two-year obsession with Harry Potter. Hello, Team Jacob. FML

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Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML

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Today, I told my girlfriend I have only one testicle. Her reaction? "Eeew, balls are gross!" I'm glad to know I'm only half as gross as other guys. FML

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Today, I happily went to an interview after job searching for months. I learned a large part of my job would be cleaning the toilets. Every. Single. Hour. I used to lecture at a university until budget cuts happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 140

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Today, I was woken up at 2 in the morning by my wife frantically saying something about her having scabies, and that I had to take her to the ER. It turned out to be eczema. FML

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Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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