Love, Family, Pranks and Relatable: Cheers

Cheers

By toastynippies - 24/02/2015 19:32 - United States

Today, my mom sent me a picture of a blank piece of paper, saying it was a drawing of all the people who wanted to date me. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 15:17 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 11:29 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML

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Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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Forever in our hearts

By Anonymous - 25/01/2023 13:00

Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML

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Pants on fire

By Anonymous - 29/09/2013 04:12 - United States

Today, I texted a cute picture of my boyfriend and me to my mom, who lives very far away. She replied saying that my Photoshop skills are great, but that I don't need to go so far to pretend that anyone would date me, and that there's no shame in being single at 25. FML

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By dylanhollis - 17/01/2014 12:49 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML

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By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML

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Nice view

By Sexting Parents - 16/11/2012 02:45 - United States - Short Hills

Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML

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By beekie9 - 14/01/2009 14:26 - United States

Today, my mom asked all the old ladies in her church to pray that I meet "someone special". FML

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LittleMissShadow 16

Wednesday 25 February 2015 0:10

Send one back with the caption "This is a room full of people who think you're funny"

Welshite 39

Wednesday 25 February 2015 0:10

Check for invisible ink.

Comments

zimgirl 18

Wednesday 25 February 2015 13:28

haha damn that's ****** up,sry. sounds like something my mom would do to me lol

Donnellando 15

Wednesday 25 February 2015 15:29

Mums have got the best sense of humour

bambij 9

Wednesday 25 February 2015 15:36

your mom has a....sense of humor

amanda182 19

Wednesday 25 February 2015 15:44

Atleast your mom has a good sense of humor

sprints54 19

Wednesday 25 February 2015 15:58

That's a little funny

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 25 February 2015 16:37

Some people confuse cruelty with cleverness. She needs to watch an after-school special.

TheGatekeeper43 8

Wednesday 25 February 2015 17:57

No offense but you're mom sounds like a horrible person

caliguy08 17

Wednesday 25 February 2015 19:00

Tell your mom you are trying not to follow in her footsteps of sleeping with anyone that has a "**** and a heartbeat"

hardy24 9

Wednesday 25 February 2015 19:19

Send one back saying "this is a picture of all the guys that have never cheated on you"...its just as empty and mean as hers

Haelee 2

Wednesday 25 February 2015 20:53

How rude. Just realize it's a reflection of her not you.

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Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

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Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML

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Today, I tried to log into my bank account online but forgot my password. When I hit “Forgot password?” the security question asked, “What’s your mother’s maiden name?” I put it in and it said, “Incorrect.” It turns out that I've been misspelling it wrong for years and never noticed, despite my mom dying last year. FML

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Today, I got the most action I've had in months when a stranger fondled my thigh on the subway. It was a blind man, searching for empty seats. FML

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Today, I found out that my writing teacher entered in one of my paper grades wrong. After many emails, she said she can't change my grade unless I fax her the original. I need that grade fixed so I can keep my scholarship. I can’t find the paper anywhere. That one paper could cost me $30,000. FML

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