Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML
Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
bmackie 0
nice...bet he loved it ;)
Darkon 0
So did Dad give Junior a thumbs up?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (91)
Rupus 0
Your fiance has his own beach house, I wouldn't say your life is that bad o.o
jabberwocky7 0
HOT
skrobro 4
overweight girls are way hotter anyways!!
aceofspades6528 0
y'know, did anyone think that she just might be tall, have long legs, and was wobling because she didn't have good balance. My friend is 5'10 and really skinny, but she always says that it's kind of hard to get into bikini bottoms because of her legs. :P
ohdeargod25 0
She might not be fat. I'm around 5' 8" and weigh about 125 pounds, but I'm mostly legs so everytime I take my bathing suit off, I sway and struggle with it.
LilaBear 2
Yeah I'm all legs and have no probs getting pants off. Maybe she's just unco.
LilaBear 2
Not sure if this is real or not. How would you not feel the door against your back when you back into it and push it open?
baseball_34 0
if you're not fat then that is completely hot
vdubz 0
YDI for wearing multiple bikini bottoms at once?
tsax421 0
"Well at least we know that your fiance is actually a chick and not a tranny." That would have been FML worthy... This - this is just stupid. YDI
jamajuice46 0
your family beach house vacation just turned into a strip club.