Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML
Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML
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bmackie 0
nice...bet he loved it ;)
Darkon 0
So did Dad give Junior a thumbs up?
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Comments (91)
hassenpfeffermmm 0
Now this is an fml! That sucks! Your family saw you bending over nude! Congrats on the engagement.
glasswater 0
God forbid your fiancé wve see you naked. It sucks that his family saw, buy why would you care if he saw? I mean, you're going to get married to the guy.
IscoreOnU 19
I bet his parents approve.
ArielTheMermaid 17
why were you showering outside?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
OP was showering outside because a lot of beach houses have outdoor showers. Kind of like what you see on Survivor. Maybe this particular beach house also didn't have an indoor shower, though I hope they at least had indoor plumbing for a toilet.
ifmlftw 0
Ooh!
M0NST3RMW3 0
Why would you be wearin a bikini in the first place if you cannot get it off..?
pelletman67 16
You will never be able to live this one down. Just think, either family reunion you will be hearing this story and the wedding!
Ruskie 0
Pow chika wow wow
lowshadows 21
beach house? you landed a sugar daddy right there
CougeeSwagg 19
It's just a butt