Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML
Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML
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bmackie 0
nice...bet he loved it ;)
Darkon 0
So did Dad give Junior a thumbs up?
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Comments (91)
jonny2x4 0
Are you hot?
n3rdzgotskillz 29
Obvs not if she couldn't bend over to take off her bikini bottoms.
IsntThisAwkward 0
what's with all the chicks on here insulting bigger women? grow up.
plexico 4
For crying out loud, how many bikini "bottoms" were you wearing? 7 or 8? When you were bent over, did you spread your cheeks so everyone could get a good view of Party City. or did you just tease them with a half-assed view?
Hockeymaniac 0
i think the family enjoyed it lol
aaaaa12345_fml 0
i wish i was there
dsnke1 0
ydi for being a fatass
NATFLUMP 0
ohhhhhhh i JUUST got it after all the "FAT ASS" comments ! you're FAT ! that's why the bottoms wouldn't come offfff :D ahahahahaa. fatty.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
hey, its something your fiancee will be seeing for the rest of his life right?
whyohwhyohwhy 0
seriously...? struggle to take bikini bottoms off? i mean a wetsuit yeah..but a simple bathing suit? i don't think so.
santafay 0
Wow, we don't we all be dickheads? So what if she's 'fat'? if she's not it doesn't mean she's hot anyways. why would you do that though? that is seriously embarrassing...:)
Bcfrmkc816 17
Why would you not just shower in the bikini? I mean after all it needs washed also right? Don't want ro leave it full of salt water like you didn't want to leave it on yourself
Luky_fml 0
anyone else think of spongebob when you read "bikini bottoms"?
shostakovich 0
Quiet, you. Bad television shows have no place on FML.
shostakovich 0
No, you.
michcb 0
Danny, you have no life. Spongebob is awesome. (:
WhatANoob 0
I'm watching spongebob right now. :D