Cats give great advice like "Shit in a box!"

By can't sleep - 09/08/2019 00:01 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I can't sleep. I don't know what's crazier, the fact that I have been lying in bed, staring at the ceiling for about 5 hours, or that I have been asking my cat for advice. FML
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Both are pretty crazy, but asking the FML crowd for an opinion trumps all!

"How am I supposed to get to sleep, Mr. Tiddles?" "I don't know, so I'm going to sit on your chest and lick my genitals clean."

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Both are pretty crazy, but asking the FML crowd for an opinion trumps all!

LostSoul 19

If after 20 minutes you are still awake, get up,do something then try to sleep again.

And the cat looked back at you as if you are insane (because that's what cats do best) rolled over in an impossible position and went back to sleep (because that's what cats do second best)

"How am I supposed to get to sleep, Mr. Tiddles?" "I don't know, so I'm going to sit on your chest and lick my genitals clean."