Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, someone sent a dick pic to my 16-year-old, lesbian daughter. She handed me her phone and asked, "What is that, a naked mole rat?" FML
Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML
Today, I picked up my daughter from the day care but before we left, the babysitter needed to have a talk with me. To fill you in, I got a brand new prius yesterday. Apparently my daughter told eveyone that her mommy got a new penis. FML
Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
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Top comments
thefailgurl96 11
Pretty little pony penis.
283leis 8
Yes animals have dicks too. I don't see the big problem.
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1crabbygirl 10
It is very easy to photoshop out.
f1r3wa11 0
Photoshop 'nuff said
Sunshine_753 0
So, why would she be looking at the ponies penis? O_O
zombiekitten87 12
Probably because it was there? Male ponies and horses have rather noticeable genitalia.
SaltukBugraHan 8
Photoshop?
RockinRoyaltyxD 13
Photoshop anyone?
taurusxdee 10
Well, you can't freakin' put pants on a horse.
the_true_batman 10
I took my son to a dairy farm and took pics to show his grandfather. He was angry because the cow's breasts were showing. How did I miss that?
Metallica36176 16
Your daughter will never look at My Little Pony the same way again. Maybe Photoshop or crop it out?
Fuzzynavel 10
'Grandma didn't think it was so little last night' - My Not So Little Pony
zombiekitten87 12
Yeah, maybe you didn't notice it at first, considering pony penis looks like a leg, but you can photoshop it out before you annoy all your friends with it on Facebook.