Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, someone sent a dick pic to my 16-year-old, lesbian daughter. She handed me her phone and asked, "What is that, a naked mole rat?" FML
Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML
Today, I picked up my daughter from the day care but before we left, the babysitter needed to have a talk with me. To fill you in, I got a brand new prius yesterday. Apparently my daughter told eveyone that her mommy got a new penis. FML
Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
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Top comments
thefailgurl96 11
Pretty little pony penis.
283leis 8
Yes animals have dicks too. I don't see the big problem.
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Comments (71)
olpally 33
Giggity... Yeah, not so much... Lol.
gc327072 31
More like "Neigh".
kimg0885 23
So you took your daughter on the pedo pony ride huh?
saffy66 34
Oh well that photo will make a good story at her 21st; meanwhile get someone to photoshop a copy to share with people now.
Hershey903 5
I don't even know... The best I can say is to Photoshop it out. But that's a funny story when she is 16 XD
sheethapins 13
Oh yeah, the classic embarrassing story of when she rode a male pony. Oh yes, real rich that one...
annie_nk 23
Your comment is funnier read in Stewies voice lol.
sharksfan48 13
It's like the fine print in a contract. Hard to notice, but still there.
BradTheBrony 19
"It's like the fine print in a contract. Hard-" Woah, woah, hold up right there and don't continue. Perfect.
SApprentice 34
At least you have an amusing photo now.
888pickles888 4
Wow thanks for sharing, mom.
gc327072 31
Thanks for commenting, pickle.
onorexveritas 24
so what? she's going to get mad because a male animal has a penis?
hopsinlove17 26
*grandma
KingCeltic77 18
It's not your fault. Horses have penises. You can't exactly control that!