Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, someone sent a dick pic to my 16-year-old, lesbian daughter. She handed me her phone and asked, "What is that, a naked mole rat?" FML
Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML
Today, I picked up my daughter from the day care but before we left, the babysitter needed to have a talk with me. To fill you in, I got a brand new prius yesterday. Apparently my daughter told eveyone that her mommy got a new penis. FML
Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
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Top comments
thefailgurl96 11
Pretty little pony penis.
283leis 8
Yes animals have dicks too. I don't see the big problem.
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Comments (71)
Elegance 7
My little penis, my little penis. I used to wonder how big you could be, Until you shared your shlong magic with me!
P374RD3D 9
A brony? Making this joke?
P374RD3D 9
Title: Miss Damn it But still
BunchieRules 31
46 - According to a previous FML discussion, "brony" is used as a unisex term now. Don't worry about it.
JadeWinter 16
Wow, animals have genitals! The shock of it all! Seriously, I'd the horse supposed to wear a nappy?
Tempest559 12
I guess that one isn't going to make it on the Christmas greeting card.
outoftown 27
OK, maybe just the September picture in the family calendar instead. Even Photoshopped, grandma would remember. ;)
jl347jl 2
Was it the big E in Massachusetts
rahrah765765 11
It's Op's mum. It's Op's daughters grandma.
martin_martian7 11
Big deal it's a penis.
AlexaWuzHere 31
It's not a big deal. I'm sure it's not difficult to crop it out of the picture if it's really bothering you.
hopsinlove17 26
I feel extremely dumb haha. My bad guys. Please continue(:
mycleh13 7
Ponies have the second biggest penis in earth..... I have the first! Ahh snap, which movie was that from?!! Haha no more liquor for gma!!
KiddNYC1O 22
"Omg, look at the size of that footprint!" "You seen his dick?!"