Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML
Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML
Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML
Today, I thought I felt a spider crawling by my eye. Having a huge fear of spiders, like an idiot, I lamped myself in square in the eye. I now have a partial black eye because of what turned out to be a feather. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML
Today, I was washing dishes when I picked up a plate and saw a huge spider. Trying to be nice, I took the plate outside and tried to gently push the spider off. The wind blew it into my eye. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
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6daysoverdue 0
so... are you blind now?
loveisalie2 0
Oh god that is really disgusting. Hope you got it out. Reminds me of that chick who had a larvae growing in her eyelid. Eww!
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Comments (136)
MastaHorse 0
holy crap!!! i hope you got that shit outta there!!
kmalkire 0
Hope you got your cat!
alliemi 0
Wow, that REALLY sucks. Especially considering you were trying to get your cat back in the house. Hope the spider wasn't poisonous...
ohmyword08 0
that really sucks. I hate spiders xD
justanotherhuman 21
...unless you're a fighter-pilot, annnnnnnnnd the spider's toxins, as it bit your eye caused you to *lose* that eye... *about* this post... The extraneous liquids in your eye likely crippled and/or ended up causing the death of this insec... err, *arachnid*. If you're posting FML's over a thing you don't even have to necessarily *cry*... you could just *blink* really hard... to end your ah, 'suffering'...? Surely there's an arachnophobe site somewhere. I'm sorry you're afraid of spiders and you got a spider in your eye. It's not your fault, you don't deserve it, and it's not eff your life. It happens. Next!
annamg 0
Eww, that made my eyes tear up just reading that...
SpitFyre 0
Took the words right out of my mouth. OP, that's terrible.
kuyakhris 0
holy crap I'm sorry dude
thefame18 0
Holy ******* shit. That is probably the worst thing I have ever heard. Damn, I would have freaked the hell out. FYL.
fmyoptical 0
oh my God. this is terrible!!! I am so sorry. :(
Kittylilstar 0
Holy shit, that's horrible!! i feel so bad for you D: !! FYL. I can't imagine that happening to me, and i really hope it never happens. It has happened to me lots of times with some sort of big fat flies called ''pegones'' (i don't know how the are called like in english), but those flies go away as soon as they touch the eye or as you move...but spiders?.. damn....