Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML
Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML
Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML
Today, I thought I felt a spider crawling by my eye. Having a huge fear of spiders, like an idiot, I lamped myself in square in the eye. I now have a partial black eye because of what turned out to be a feather. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML
Today, I was washing dishes when I picked up a plate and saw a huge spider. Trying to be nice, I took the plate outside and tried to gently push the spider off. The wind blew it into my eye. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
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6daysoverdue 0
so... are you blind now?
loveisalie2 0
Oh god that is really disgusting. Hope you got it out. Reminds me of that chick who had a larvae growing in her eyelid. Eww!
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Comments (136)
melonsmasherrr 0
HOLY ******* SHIT I would have stabbed my eye or something. I amDEATHLY afraid of spiders.
hassenpfeffermmm 0
ydi for trying to keep your cat locked away from the world never letting it outside. If you weren't so worried about keeping kitty from being happy, this would have never happened.
waywick 0
you guys are all a bunch of *******...it's a good thing you all didn't show up in jamestown, we'd still be paying tax on british tea...(prediction - 9 out of 10 of you have no idea what jamestown is, let alone its significance)
teenage_messup 0
Don't worry OP. Once I was walking and a fly dropped dead and fell in my eye. It was gross..
shay123_fml 0
what a lie
iSolDyourSouL 0
... Your poor cat. Is she okay?
Ladyberry 0
dang , thats crazy hope you still can see. Lls'
EmmyRahh 5
ugh.. as I was reading this.. in bed.. in the dark, a bit of dust got in my eye.. I screamed..
bms1996 12
ewww that's disgusting!!I'm EXTREMELY sorry for you
chipsy2011 4
I would of cries I have a huge fear if spiders