Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML
Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML
Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML
Today, I thought I felt a spider crawling by my eye. Having a huge fear of spiders, like an idiot, I lamped myself in square in the eye. I now have a partial black eye because of what turned out to be a feather. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML
Today, I was washing dishes when I picked up a plate and saw a huge spider. Trying to be nice, I took the plate outside and tried to gently push the spider off. The wind blew it into my eye. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
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6daysoverdue 0
so... are you blind now?
loveisalie2 0
Oh god that is really disgusting. Hope you got it out. Reminds me of that chick who had a larvae growing in her eyelid. Eww!
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Comments (136)
master565 0
all in favor of banning beardo 8 for postimng stupid comments that make no sense say I
bob1124 0
YDI for having a cat.
eminemXshady 0
Shut up troll
criispy_yo 1
blink
bambition7 0
omgsh that really sucks i feel bad for u i guess u really hate ur cat right now lol
Shyman4ever 0
Happened to me once. I crashed in to the spider web but the thousand of spiders were still on of and I didn't have any on me, luckily. So did you get spider powers after this?
thepunisher_fml 0
dont trip once i was jogging the park and out of nowhere a mosquito flies right into my eye...........not very pleasent
shyharmonybear 0
Oh god, I would have freaked out. That sucks. Is your cat okay?
Paige_Nicole10 0
wah wah stop being a baby. so what you got a spider in your eye? who cares? this happens all the time
BUTTPLUG 0
LOL that happens to me every other day it is quite unfortunate
dizzyyy 0
EEEEeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!1