Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I wanted to tease him, so I got his attention and made my orgasm face when I thought no one was looking. His thirteen year-old cousin saw and now bursts out laughing whenever he sees me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I introduced this website to my boyfriend. We laughed at a guy who screamed his sister's name during sex. Guess what he thought would be funny to do when I was seconds from coming? FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML
Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk dirty to my boyfriend, after he promised not to laugh at me. All seemed well, until I heard laughter. It wasn't him, though; it was his family listening from the other room. FML
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Top comments
Comrox 19
Personally I wouldn't see that as a good idea when other people are present... YDI
paperbag77 9
short of having sex on a mirror how the hell do you know what your own ****** face looks like
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Comments (47)
schreibergx93 19
I think you deserve it because that's a private thing, but I also bad because it's an inside joke type of thing between you two. 13 year olds lol
mrBearBear 11
Even if no one is around that's still a really weird way to tease him... maybe just blow him a kiss or bite your lip next time.
princess_raina 16
Why.
z_candy 18
Well, at least it wasn't his or your parents.
Levvy 22
An O-face out of context is just going to look like you're having a stroke. That's not sexy. That's uncomfortable.
nina0917 26
I would laugh too
Taolan 23
I'm sorry but if you can "make" your ****** face, you've probably faked every single one.
nameisname 12
That's what you get for being a tease. Karma's a bitch
gobblepuss 3
Well u are just a sicko ho. You deserve to bleed out your ****** everyday and get crabs for ETERNITY