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By Anonymous - 23/11/2009 10:13 - United States

Today, I found out that some men think it's OK to clip their fingernails at the table, in a restaurant, on a first date. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 04:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML

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By fububc - 05/02/2010 15:14 - France

Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML

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By inosehowthatgotthere - 10/02/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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By grounded - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to dinner to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I received a text message, so I pulled out my phone to check. Apparently, his parents have a "No phones at the table rule" and took my phone away until I could learn "proper table manners." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I went to a restaurant for a second date. As we were eating, a piece of food got stuck in my teeth. I tried to discreetly remove it, but ended up spitting it across the table and onto my date's glasses. FML

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First and last date

By hairless by death - 13/08/2013 16:07 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML

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Gross idea

By Anonymous - 09/03/2012 00:30 - Canada

Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML

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By Anonyme - 06/04/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 23 November 2009 20:09

At least he wasn't using a Pedegg on his feet and dumping the shavings into the food.

VirtuallyUnbreak 0

Monday 23 November 2009 20:12

Wow men go to such lengths to show disinterest.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 23 November 2009 20:09

At least he wasn't using a Pedegg on his feet and dumping the shavings into the food.

myfriend_youfail 3

Monday 23 November 2009 20:14

Bahahahaha my boyfriend actually threatened to replace our grated Parmesan cheese with Ped-Egg shavings after I pulled a prank on him. Mmmm. Feet. Tasty?

polico_wolf 0

Monday 23 November 2009 21:55

on the advert they dump the shavings into a saucepan

polico_wolf 0

Monday 23 November 2009 21:53

they throw the shavings into a saucepan in the advert

b182link 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 19:31

maybe she was on disaster date

BigRedDilDoTIME 1

Saturday 13 October 2012 9:05

#1 YDI for online dating

arbw090583 10

Monday 23 November 2009 20:11

Yeah, that's gross.

VirtuallyUnbreak 0

Monday 23 November 2009 20:12

Wow men go to such lengths to show disinterest.

youthink_fml 0

Monday 23 November 2009 20:13

No, not some men - this man. And what do you expect in redneck South Carolina?

The_Pleb 0

Monday 23 November 2009 21:03

Yeah lol what do you actually expect of a man living in America???? Nothing haha

Veritas143 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 0:12

For every insult I see about an American Guy..I shall kill you.

captain_soggy 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 3:57

yeah, you're right, we're all just socially handicapped buffoons here.

futurex 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 16:41

Goood One

sweetjeebus 0

Monday 23 November 2009 20:14

LOL #3! That is just gross! I dated a guy that smelled them after he was done. We didn't date long after that!

Jewelofagal 2

Monday 23 November 2009 21:00

You didn't date long?! You actually dated him some after that?

Zazu7711 0

Monday 23 November 2009 23:02

LOOL

rufio1 0

Monday 23 November 2009 20:15

take consolation that they didnt cut their toenails

jess6blondie9 2

Tuesday 15 March 2011 5:53

True.

darryaz 9

Monday 23 November 2009 20:16

I'm guessing there won't be a 2nd date?

perdix 29

Monday 23 November 2009 20:23

Did he want you to complete the mani-pedi? On the second date, he plans to trim his nose hairs. I'd try to make that a date that doesn't involve food.

fragmite 1

Monday 23 November 2009 20:24

I'm guessing he was trying to gross you out so there wouldn't be a second date.

Erindub 0

Monday 23 November 2009 20:31

You should've started picking your nose abd eating it

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