Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I wanted to tease him, so I got his attention and made my orgasm face when I thought no one was looking. His thirteen year-old cousin saw and now bursts out laughing whenever he sees me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I introduced this website to my boyfriend. We laughed at a guy who screamed his sister's name during sex. Guess what he thought would be funny to do when I was seconds from coming? FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML
Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk dirty to my boyfriend, after he promised not to laugh at me. All seemed well, until I heard laughter. It wasn't him, though; it was his family listening from the other room. FML
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Top comments
Comrox 19
Personally I wouldn't see that as a good idea when other people are present... YDI
paperbag77 9
short of having sex on a mirror how the hell do you know what your own ****** face looks like
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Comments (47)
koganti 18
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....Oh yea Baby!!!AAAAAAA..... you should've give noise as well! :P
KILJOY310 11
Congregations, until today you didn't know how funny of a face you made when getting off.
Roxas_hearts 27
Word of the day: Congregations
LPac5295 27
It's a real word. In this scenario it's just used incorrectly.
Taolan 23
probably posted from mobile and got bit by Autocorrect.
9a_1z 12
At least your boyfriend doesn't have that reaction after seeing your O face. Making silly faces is fun, your cousin doesn't need to know its origins, maybe you could switch things up a bit and make a 'stubbed my toe' face at him next time.
streetvybz 8
that's what teasing gets you
Keiraquarium 12
I feel like there are more effective ways to tease someone than making a random ****** face... that's not very sexy
corky1992 33
Why would you do that with the possibility of someone else seeing? That's your own fault.
Distantsoul 8
That's literally the most embarrassing unsexy thing I've ever read
meowsallaround 4
If you imitate your ****** face when nothing is going on wouldn't that insinuate you've faked this face before
Lonewolf148 18
You're pathetic..
Eliiara 11
Maybe a lip bit or something, but an ****** face? Really? Reading this made me feel awkward.