Lonely, Cats, Solitude and Love: Cats > Humans

Cats > Humans

By LittleRed79 - 03/11/2016 04:49 - Canada

Today, it's difficult being a single woman in my city: The female/male ratio is 3:1, and the last 3 dates I've been on were with a guy who kept asking for nudes, an aggressive raging alcoholic, and what turned out to be a married man. I'm seriously considering adopting several more cats. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 977

You deserved it 1 049

Lonely Cats Solitude Love

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Same thing different taste

By crazycatlady - 19/11/2012 16:15 - United States

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 361

You deserved it 18 414

Cats > Relationships

By Crazy Cat-less Lady - 31/10/2016 04:38

Today, my mom asked me if I was a lesbian because I haven't brought a guy home in over 7 years. Nope. I'm just a crazy cat lady, minus the cats. FML

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You deserved it 1 164

Differences

By Alone - 21/05/2014 11:05 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally had a date, my first one in well over a year. Everything was going good, until my date asked, "Do you like cats or dogs better?" When I responded cats, my date promptly got up and left, saying, "This isn't meant to be." FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 393

You deserved it 12 881

Forever alone, forever

By AloneAtPerkins - 14/06/2020 05:04

Today, I realized that I've only had 3 men show interest in me: A blind man, a drunk, and a guy so desperate, he's been trying for over 5 years of solid "No"s. I'm 21. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 292

You deserved it 354

Maybe it's a "you" problem

By Mindy - 15/06/2023 12:00

Today, I realized that every guy I get with or try a relationship with always ghosts me or friendzones me, and chooses to date someone else. It’s been a repetitive pattern for the past three years or so. I think I’m just going to adopt a bunch of pets and forget dating altogether. FML

I agree, your life sucks 646

You deserved it 206

By catlady - 09/01/2012 16:56 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 772

You deserved it 8 502

My body hates me

By Fibrogyl - 12/05/2023 03:00

Today, I was dumped once again, all because I had to cancel a date due to a fibromyalgia flare up that confined me to bed for a few days. This happens with every guy I get close to. I think I need to come to terms with the fact that I shouldn’t even bother dating, and that I’ll be alone with my cats forever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 848

You deserved it 156

By Anonymous - 18/10/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML

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You deserved it 5 491

Grab the balls by the horn, dude

By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 18:00

Today, the only girl I've ever had eyes for said she can't find any good single men, all while sitting next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 503

You deserved it 536

Same

By Anonymous - 19/01/2023 16:00

Today, I’m realising that at some point I should have just settled for the guys who were there, instead of waiting for the fantasy perfect guy. All my exes are happily married with grown kids, whereas I’m in my 50’s, never married, no kids or grandkids, and will probably die alone with my cat eating my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 434

You deserved it 1 141

SlugsOnDrugs 13

Thursday 3 November 2016 11:38

Just out of curiosity, I'm having trouble finding girls to date... What city are you in?

blairiofosterio1 10

Thursday 3 November 2016 11:35

Pussy is always the better option

Comments

Lalala579121 27

Thursday 3 November 2016 11:29

Cats are better than humans, so why not?

blairiofosterio1 10

Thursday 3 November 2016 11:35

Pussy is always the better option

SlugsOnDrugs 13

Thursday 3 November 2016 11:38

Just out of curiosity, I'm having trouble finding girls to date... What city are you in?

Fuhkyoo 17

Saturday 5 November 2016 5:01

most likely victoria, typically male filled university classes there have about 5 guys in them and the rest women, at least thats what ive been told.

mackdeezy 22

Thursday 3 November 2016 11:46

A real diamond in the rough situatiin uf i ever saw one, OP. Keep your chin up, you'll gind someone.

Taco The Dank 27

Thursday 3 November 2016 13:17

Auto correct is useful, use it

Magnoxidans 19

Thursday 3 November 2016 21:26

Bit too much tequila, I see.

ThrottleJockey 35

Friday 4 November 2016 2:59

I'm going with not enough tequila.

Limeila 10

Thursday 3 November 2016 12:12

Sounds like it's difficult being a STRAIGHT woman in your city ;)

JMichael 25

Thursday 3 November 2016 12:30

Gotta get through a few doozies before you meet that special someone!

Jenmic 14

Thursday 3 November 2016 12:35

Vancouver I take it

ZeeIck 8

Thursday 3 November 2016 12:52

Sounds about right, ever think that maybe the cats you already have are part of the problem to begin with...

number1duh 2

Thursday 3 November 2016 12:57

Hi IckyJuice... i mean, whoops, ZeeIck...

kakabalo 18

Thursday 3 November 2016 13:48

where is that city?

species4872 19

Thursday 3 November 2016 14:12

it's on the dark side of the moon

DragonitePaladin 6

Thursday 3 November 2016 14:22

Funny considering most level-headed men won't go anywhere near women in north America (thanks to 3rd wave feminism and women in general). You reap what you sow then complain about it online? Guess what you're stuck with all the tough guys, bad boys, and assholes since all the "good guys" opted out (MGTOW) or left the continent altogether LMAO