Cats > Humans

By LittleRed79 - 03/11/2016 04:49 - Canada

Today, it's difficult being a single woman in my city: The female/male ratio is 3:1, and the last 3 dates I've been on were with a guy who kept asking for nudes, an aggressive raging alcoholic, and what turned out to be a married man. I'm seriously considering adopting several more cats. FML
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SlugsOnDrugs 13

Just out of curiosity, I'm having trouble finding girls to date... What city are you in?

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SlugsOnDrugs 13

Just out of curiosity, I'm having trouble finding girls to date... What city are you in?

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Fuhkyoo 17

most likely victoria, typically male filled university classes there have about 5 guys in them and the rest women, at least thats what ive been told.

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mackdeezy 22

A real diamond in the rough situatiin uf i ever saw one, OP. Keep your chin up, you'll gind someone.

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TacoTheDank 27

Auto correct is useful, use it

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Limeila 10

Sounds like it's difficult being a STRAIGHT woman in your city ;)

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JMichael 25

Gotta get through a few doozies before you meet that special someone!

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ZeeIck 8

Sounds about right, ever think that maybe the cats you already have are part of the problem to begin with...

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number1duh 2

Hi IckyJuice... i mean, whoops, ZeeIck...

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DragonitePaladin 6

Funny considering most level-headed men won't go anywhere near women in north America (thanks to 3rd wave feminism and women in general). You reap what you sow then complain about it online? Guess what you're stuck with all the tough guys, bad boys, and assholes since all the "good guys" opted out (MGTOW) or left the continent altogether LMAO

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flyingflies 36

Move along, people, nothing to see here, it's just a troll, move along

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