Lonely, Cats, Solitude and Love: Cats > Humans

Cats > Humans

By LittleRed79 - 03/11/2016 04:49 - Canada

Today, it's difficult being a single woman in my city: The female/male ratio is 3:1, and the last 3 dates I've been on were with a guy who kept asking for nudes, an aggressive raging alcoholic, and what turned out to be a married man. I'm seriously considering adopting several more cats. FML

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Same thing different taste

By crazycatlady - 19/11/2012 16:15 - United States

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML

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Differences

By Alone - 21/05/2014 11:05 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally had a date, my first one in well over a year. Everything was going good, until my date asked, "Do you like cats or dogs better?" When I responded cats, my date promptly got up and left, saying, "This isn't meant to be." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML

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Unloveable

By sal - 27/09/2020 05:02 - Canada

Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML

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By CatLover<3 - 18/06/2013 23:27 - United States - Cibolo

Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML

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By owew - 09/12/2010 05:33

Today, I don't know anyone in the city where I just moved. I felt really lonely so I picked up my cat to try and cuddle with her. She freaked out and ripped my face apart. She ran then away to go play with the cats outside. Even my cat has more friends than me. FML

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Forever alone, forever

By AloneAtPerkins - 14/06/2020 05:04

Today, I realized that I've only had 3 men show interest in me: A blind man, a drunk, and a guy so desperate, he's been trying for over 5 years of solid "No"s. I'm 21. FML

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Grab the balls by the horn, dude

By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 18:00

Today, the only girl I've ever had eyes for said she can't find any good single men, all while sitting next to me. FML

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Covid-19 vs. Sex life

By CoronaDating - 23/03/2020 23:10

Today, I've been single for a couple of months. The last time I was single, Tinder and dating apps didn't exist. After figuring out how to be successful with those and setting up several dates, I've already had 3 date cancellations for this week because of the coronavirus. It's going to be a long couple of months. FML

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Lonely, so lonely

By Anonymous - 01/12/2020 05:02

Today, after a nice Thanksgiving with my parents, and the usual question about when I'll bring a woman with me to meet them, I absentmindedly launched the usual dating app. I swiped completely dry with no matches, reminding myself that my entire city doesn't have one person interested in dating me. FML

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SlugsOnDrugs 13

Thursday 3 November 2016 11:38

Just out of curiosity, I'm having trouble finding girls to date... What city are you in?

blairiofosterio1 10

Thursday 3 November 2016 11:35

Pussy is always the better option

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pudges 4

Thursday 3 November 2016 22:51

Lol you must live in Victoria :p it's a 3:1 ratio here, not sure where else is 3:1 :p

mkcherry 14

Thursday 3 November 2016 23:20

Maybe you should move. I once lived in Georgia where the ratio was nearly this bad (and of the men left are gay, DL, married, or in prison). When the stats are this way a lot of men realize they can act however they want and still find women to date, was worth the move to me.

kahaney 4

Friday 4 November 2016 2:11

That's definitely Victoria, BC. I did my undergrad there. Pitiful dating scene if you're a straight woman, hahahah!

LittleRed79 39

Friday 4 November 2016 2:50

Haha! 32 & 34, well done! I have to assume you've both been in the same boat if you live here too. 33, you're absolutely right...it's basically a city full of frustrated women, and men with Peter Pan syndrome. None of them ever seem to want to grow up. I mean, why would they in a playground like this? As far as switching teams goes...if only it were by choice. Sadly, I'm just not into the ladies. Trust me, the convenience of that has crossed my mind more than once. Anyhow, luckily I have a good sense of humour and can laugh at all of this...you know, once removed from any potentially dangerous situations.

kahaney 4

Saturday 5 November 2016 16:39

I definitely did live there and experience the horrible dating scene! I did my undergrad at UVic, but then as soon as I graduated 5 years ago I peaced the eff out! Dating has been much better since those days!

ItsThisGirl 17

Friday 4 November 2016 3:05

What's to consider?! Adopt many cats! And try some weed, that'll help you try the ladies…lol

Foolys 10

Friday 4 November 2016 3:46

I know where I'm going after college :)

zeeba_neighba 10

Friday 4 November 2016 4:52

Time to renew my passport! Can a Yank find a decent job there? I live in a place which is a beach town in summer. Half the year though, it's a retirement village. All the single women are on Medicare!

kahaney 4

Saturday 5 November 2016 16:43

Victoria, BC is a university and retirement city. There's a saying that says the city is full of newlyweds and nearlydeads. Also, it has a horrible unemployment rate! It's absolutely gorgeous (beaches, wildlife, stunning flora, etc), but a bit soul-destroying if you're not in school or 90 years old. BUT, THAT GENDER RATIO, THOUGH...