Cats > Humans

By LittleRed79 - 03/11/2016 04:49 - Canada

Today, it's difficult being a single woman in my city: The female/male ratio is 3:1, and the last 3 dates I've been on were with a guy who kept asking for nudes, an aggressive raging alcoholic, and what turned out to be a married man. I'm seriously considering adopting several more cats. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 982
You deserved it 1 049

Same thing different taste

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Just out of curiosity, I'm having trouble finding girls to date... What city are you in?

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Don't give up OP... you'll find the right person for you eventually

Mixed_steel 23

Cats don't drink, ask for nudes, or hide their spouses from you. I vote cats.

Cats don't need nude photos of you because they stare at you nude in person -- and those little bastards are judging!!!

3:1?!?! Where is this place? Maybe I could get laid there!

And the few gentlemen you have in town are probably too shy to approach the women so you never notice them.

I'm not sure what's worse, no dates or bad dates. Bad dates (without violence or assault) give you something to laugh about at least.

bloodyfreak_fml 4

Sounds like might be a good time to try playing for the other team, with those stats.

That's just what I was thinking XD good time to experiment

Or make Beijing your partner city. They have the reverse problem.

75% of your city is female. When you say 'city', do you mean 'women's prison'?

davek 36

trust me I know the feeling. I'm in bc as well and I've had similar problems. it's getting ridiculous