By timetraveler1854 - 03/11/2016 00:55 - United States - Nanuet
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Oh man, this is my FML. I wasn't logged in when I published it. When my friend threw my knife to me, I tried knocking it away with the box I was holding but it grazed the back of my hand resulting in me needing stitches as it says in the title. And to the guy that says I shouldn't be doing cattle mutilations in my house, you don't see me walking into your home telling you what to do.
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Hey, he was just trying to save you a step, did you thank him?
Exactly. He was trying to cut corners.
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Show it anywayI think your roommate is trying to tell you something
Shank him later-
So you've never played catch with a knife before?
Oh, my god, OP! That can't be good! Did you warn him about his auditory hallucinations? If he keeps responding to sounds that aren't real, he could get hurt! The poor guy!
Is your roommate part potato?
I hope he was a knife thrower in a past life
Ya, but also less chance of them hitting you. I would rather a skilled professional tbh
I wouldn't toss a pocket knife even if was closed.
I guess the box wasn't the only thing cut open ?
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Hey, he was just trying to save you a step, did you thank him?
I think your roommate is trying to tell you something