By timetraveler1854 - 03/11/2016 00:55 - United States - Nanuet

Today, I needed to cut something open so I asked my roommate to toss me my pocket knife from the counter. Apparently, he heard, "Open the knife then toss me it." FML
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timetraveler1854 19
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Oh man, this is my FML. I wasn't logged in when I published it. When my friend threw my knife to me, I tried knocking it away with the box I was holding but it grazed the back of my hand resulting in me needing stitches as it says in the title. And to the guy that says I shouldn't be doing cattle mutilations in my house, you don't see me walking into your home telling you what to do.

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chirstinap325 21
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Hey, he was just trying to save you a step, did you thank him?

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claudiajean 24
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I think your roommate is trying to tell you something

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chirstinap325 21
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Hey, he was just trying to save you a step, did you thank him?

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29
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Exactly. He was trying to cut corners.

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will968 15
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What are you on about

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claudiajean 24
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I think your roommate is trying to tell you something

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RpiesSPIES 27

That he's an aspiring magician?

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trucker2 33
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Shank him later-

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Wrongdotcom 14
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So you've never played catch with a knife before?

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Tripartita 44
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Oh, my god, OP! That can't be good! Did you warn him about his auditory hallucinations? If he keeps responding to sounds that aren't real, he could get hurt! The poor guy!

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ApplePie1994 27
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Is your roommate part potato?

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Dark_Cecilia 20
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I hope he was a knife thrower in a past life

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cootiequeen4444 11

why? I'd rather a person whom can't hit a target worth beans throw an open knife at me. less chance of stitches.

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28actress 22
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Ya, but also less chance of them hitting you. I would rather a skilled professional tbh

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cootiequeen4444 11

but OP said toss me a knife. he would be the target. not around him and just barely missing him.

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Moerighan 23
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I wouldn't toss a pocket knife even if was closed.

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h3lloitsm3 6
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I guess the box wasn't the only thing cut open ?

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