By timetraveler1854 - 03/11/2016 00:55 - United States - Nanuet

Today, I needed to cut something open so I asked my roommate to toss me my pocket knife from the counter. Apparently, he heard, "Open the knife then toss me it." FML
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Oh man, this is my FML. I wasn't logged in when I published it. When my friend threw my knife to me, I tried knocking it away with the box I was holding but it grazed the back of my hand resulting in me needing stitches as it says in the title. And to the guy that says I shouldn't be doing cattle mutilations in my house, you don't see me walking into your home telling you what to do.

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Hey, he was just trying to save you a step, did you thank him?

I think your roommate is trying to tell you something

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Hey, he was just trying to save you a step, did you thank him?

Exactly. He was trying to cut corners.

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I think your roommate is trying to tell you something

That he's an aspiring magician?

Shank him later-

So you've never played catch with a knife before?

Oh, my god, OP! That can't be good! Did you warn him about his auditory hallucinations? If he keeps responding to sounds that aren't real, he could get hurt! The poor guy!

Is your roommate part potato?

I hope he was a knife thrower in a past life

why? I'd rather a person whom can't hit a target worth beans throw an open knife at me. less chance of stitches.

Ya, but also less chance of them hitting you. I would rather a skilled professional tbh

but OP said toss me a knife. he would be the target. not around him and just barely missing him.

I wouldn't toss a pocket knife even if was closed.

I guess the box wasn't the only thing cut open ?