Catchy turn of phrase

By boinger - 03/06/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said, "You know? I like little girls." FML
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CLINTRONxD 0

You're right, That totally sucks. But it is hilarious

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cheesefest 0

Bahaha. Someone's gotta learn to filter that internal monologue better. Unfortunately, hot girls don't live in your head. Well, not the real ones.

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illeyad 0

That's what you get for narrowing your outlook on women. Maybe it's a sign that you shouldn't be attracted to one type of woman based on looks.

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Jaywin 3

I hate how this FML is constructed. Also, Chris Hansen is coming for you.

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Endymion_fml 0

Um, 36, he said 'in general'. I bet your friends found it hilarious. You'll get jabbed with that one all week.

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TRAPSTAR 0

Your mezzed up ------I'm still gettin money

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lilbigman 0

You sound like your trying too hard to use big words. For that reason YDI!

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