By okseñoryoucrazy - 02/02/2015 00:43 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I found out that my 2-year-old brother is afraid of his own penis. Whenever he doesn't have a diaper on, he screams, cries and yells, "Ew". FML
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DemonNecron 9

To be fair they are scary, I mean it can make people

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colton_colton 50

It's better than him peeing on everything or something

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colton_colton 50

It's better than him peeing on everything or something

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Zoldyck 17

Would it be embarrassing to admit that I'm still scared of penises and I'm 15 years old?

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katekoala 13

Said the guy with the phallic picture.

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Kielnmsoftly 26

He said penises...... Does he have more than one? I would be ******* scared too.

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ProfessorMctitie 20

sound like you just have a tiny dick, it would scare me to

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laden_swallow09 34

"Phallic"? It's a taco. If anything, it's… something that looks like a penis is phallic, so what's the word for something that looks like a ******?

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dragonkisses28 25

To be fair, #12's picture looks like a banana if you just glance at it. To answer the above question, ****** translates to sheath or scabbard. So...yeah.

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DemonNecron 9

To be fair they are scary, I mean it can make people

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teentee401 36

Make people...what? The suspense is too great!

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Rawrshi 25

Especially after a pregnancy scare!

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buckstop1 37

#60, I believe she was referring to #30 saying "Make people... what?". #3 didn't add a period after "people".

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Twotlet_Sprekle 5

It think he means it makes people. As in the creation of people, but honestly it's only the catalyst, the woman does the real work

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XxNekoLovexX 26

Kids really do say the dardnest things cx poor little guy. He'll get over it when he's older...hopefully

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1dvos_grl3 21

Or he can be one of those trans gender kids.. In that case, nope.

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NightKat 25

That has to the best reaction to a penis ever lmfao

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MrConcise 34

#36 - Totally, I don't know how anybody could disagree, considering this site is 50% a Sex-Gone-Wrong Archive.

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buckstop1 37

Agreed #5. Precisely why I added it to my Favorites.

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gatorclay97 28

On the bright side we know he's not gay...

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chosha_fml 26

As there's nothing wrong with being gay, that wouldn't be a 'bright side.'

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volvagia720 6

Although I hold no particular dislike those who are homosexual, being 100% homosexual is wrong when it comes to natural selection.

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vlalam 24

ew.. he is definitely gonna use protection when he grows up.. lol, just kidding.. kids r innocent and it's just a phase that will pass.. u will laugh at it when he grows up and that's some memory to have

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nietzche 8

At least he wont ********** in public toilet

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DrChimpNipples 6

Lol yeah... At least he won't do that one thing that, I feel like, most people are courteous enough not to do... Or, maybe I'm part of a select few who don't coat public toilets with my nut milk... Who knows?

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iwadasn 32

42, it's a reference to the next FML.

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buckdharma 37

Maybe he has premonitions of all the money it's going to cost him.

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