By okseñoryoucrazy - 02/02/2015 00:43 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I found out that my 2-year-old brother is afraid of his own penis. Whenever he doesn't have a diaper on, he screams, cries and yells, "Ew". FML
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DemonNecron 9
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To be fair they are scary, I mean it can make people

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colton_colton 49

It's better than him peeing on everything or something

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colton_colton 49

It's better than him peeing on everything or something

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Zoldyck 17
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Would it be embarrassing to admit that I'm still scared of penises and I'm 15 years old?

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Paco_el_Taco 17
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Yes, yes it would.

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katekoala 13
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Said the guy with the phallic picture.

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Kielnmsoftly 26
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He said penises...... Does he have more than one? I would be fucking scared too.

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ProfessorMctitie 20
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sound like you just have a tiny dick, it would scare me to

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laden_swallow09 34
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"Phallic"? It's a taco. If anything, it's… something that looks like a penis is phallic, so what's the word for something that looks like a vagina?

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dragonkisses28 25
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To be fair, #12's picture looks like a banana if you just glance at it. To answer the above question, vagina translates to sheath or scabbard. So...yeah.

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unpossible 26
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The word for vagina-like is "yonic".

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DemonNecron 9
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To be fair they are scary, I mean it can make people

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teentee401 36
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Make people...what? The suspense is too great!

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Rawrshi 25

Especially after a pregnancy scare!

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xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
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Kinda the point. #55

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Rawrshi 25

"Caaarlooosss... !"

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buckstop1 37
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#60, I believe she was referring to #30 saying "Make people... what?". #3 didn't add a period after "people".

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luststarrr 22
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Captain Obvious, is that you? ;)

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Twotlet_Sprekle 5
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It think he means it makes people. As in the creation of people, but honestly it's only the catalyst, the woman does the real work

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XxNekoLovexX 26
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Kids really do say the dardnest things cx poor little guy. He'll get over it when he's older...hopefully

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1dvos_grl3 21
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Or he can be one of those trans gender kids.. In that case, nope.

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NightKat 25
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That has to the best reaction to a penis ever lmfao

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184886837272837 32
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I can think of a few better ones

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MrConcise 34
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#36 - Totally, I don't know how anybody could disagree, considering this site is 50% a Sex-Gone-Wrong Archive.

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buckstop1 37
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Agreed #5. Precisely why I added it to my Favorites.

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gatorclay97 28
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On the bright side we know he's not gay...

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chosha_fml 25
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As there's nothing wrong with being gay, that wouldn't be a 'bright side.'

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volvagia720 6
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Although I hold no particular dislike those who are homosexual, being 100% homosexual is wrong when it comes to natural selection.

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vlalam 24
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ew.. he is definitely gonna use protection when he grows up.. lol, just kidding.. kids r innocent and it's just a phase that will pass.. u will laugh at it when he grows up and that's some memory to have

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nietzche 8
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At least he wont masturbate in public toilet

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DrChimpNipples 6
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Lol yeah... At least he won't do that one thing that, I feel like, most people are courteous enough not to do... Or, maybe I'm part of a select few who don't coat public toilets with my nut milk... Who knows?

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iwadasn 32
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42, it's a reference to the next FML.

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buckstop1 37
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And miss...

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siggy_mcsigx 22
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That doesn't sound good for identity and security development.

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buckdharma 36
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Maybe he has premonitions of all the money it's going to cost him.

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