Today, I finally found the courage to tell my drug addict husband that I'm leaving him. He sat in his chair, denying using drugs, ever. Right after he said this, he passed out and spilled hot coffee on himself. He then denied spilling the coffee. As I was leaving, he took all of my shoes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while trying to have a serious conversation with my husband about his drug use over text, he came home. Drunk. FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, I had to make the heartbreaking decision to break up with my boyfriend and kick him out after his second relapse. A few hours later, I had police banging down my door. To get back at me, my now ex had called the cops and anonymously reported all the drugs he’d hidden around my house. FML
Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to leave my controlling and manipulative ex. He took it well. And by "took it well", I mean he camped out my doorstep, held some of my belongings hostage, and tried to blackmail me into staying with him. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I walked into work looking like I had peed myself, all because my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to slam on the brakes while I was drinking hot coffee. FML
Today, after finally putting my foot down and trying to kick my husband out for his alcoholism, I got a lecture from his parents about how much of a piece of shit I am for "giving up" on their son. I've been trying to get him to get help for the past three years. FML
Today, my husband finally admitted that he squandered the last three months of my share of the rent on booze. He then blamed me, demanded more money, asked for a divorce, and stormed out. When he returned he asked, "How am I the bad guy?" FML
Today, I discovered my husband hadn't stopped his dangerous gambling habit, even though he'd promised to stop after I caught him the first time two months ago. I'm hurt, sad, confused, and angry. FML
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Top comments
nerdness 2
Good job for leaving that scumbag!
Jacobt24 19
It sounds like if you just leave, your husband won't even remember.
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Comments (118)
mack_the_knife 3
You must be Shaggys' wife.
TunechiXXL 0
Mr. Bombastic!!
PixeeLi 5
GOOD FOR YOU!
iPoopChickens 0
Good job for standing up against him and leaving him! He sounds like a loser.
Cheylea 10
Why shoes? Did he hope to keep you there if you had no shoes to walk out in? I'd still walk out (:
SadinSherman 16
But you could step on something and get hurt,better to just steal his shoes
Cheylea 10
Good point. But then we both have the other genders shoes? No one wins...
TunechiXXL 0
You don't win @ life, you look like you're 35......**** your life
Cheylea 10
#85 you make no sense whatsoever. Do you have anything important to say or are you going to ramble on about random things? & I assure you, I'm 19 ;)
PsycoChic 6
Congratulations on leaving! May you live a happy successful life.
some_girl9 8
GOOD FOR YOU!!! This is hardly even an FML, more like **** HIS life. You are moving on, and he's just a drug-addicted loser with no future, and now no wife. Congratulations! You've got your whole future ahead of you now. :)
iPoopChickens 0
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JustOhSoLovely 6
Pics or it didn't happen!
keshaforever1 14
Yay for leaving that addict bastard!Go find somebody else that will actually take care of you =]
CanuckPopcicle 2
Congrats for making that tough choice! I hope good things and a good man come your way.
token_blackguy 18
Good for you OP. It's nice to read a post by someone in a bad relationship, who is moving on.