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My eyes!

Today, I saw my neighbors having sex. They’re not great looking and bang like pornstars. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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RichardPencil 32

Have you not mastered to advanced technique called "Looking Away?" How long did you watch the uggos bang?

Chazzster 32

And today we learned:… (1) You don’t have to be attractive to have good sex… (2) Your neck and eyes swivel - You don’t have to look at something if it makes you uncomfortable.

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RichardPencil 32

Have you not mastered to advanced technique called "Looking Away?" How long did you watch the uggos bang?

Marcella1016 32

And that, kids, is how new kinks are born!

JackWood 21

Video or it didn't happen.

Chazzster 32

And today we learned:… (1) You don’t have to be attractive to have good sex… (2) Your neck and eyes swivel - You don’t have to look at something if it makes you uncomfortable.

bleuroze 4

Why were you so close you could see through my window with my lights off?

Taurus_ChicKa 37

So if they had looked attractive, it would have been okay? Why did you keep watching them?