Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend tried to clean out the fireplace with a... - FML

By blck - 01/01/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend tried to clean out the fireplace with a vacuum cleaner, she sucked up a bunch of embers which set the vacuum on fire. After a crying for a bit, she went back to finish cleaning up only to find that some embers she dumped in a bucket melted through and set part of the carpet on fire. FML

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csigabajnok 0

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Thursday 5 February 2009 6:26

OMG, that's so dumb

Emkaye 0

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Friday 6 February 2009 2:36

My mom did the same blasted thing, except we had a central vacuum, which ended up setting our basement on fire. The house smelled like soot for the next two months.

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csigabajnok 0

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Thursday 5 February 2009 6:26

OMG, that's so dumb

Epic_Phale615 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:50

I think he needs to stop dating blonds?

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Sunday 28 March 2010 6:41

the real question here is: what was she doing out of the kitchen??

haleyisawsomee 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 1:05

why was she crying?

alicianoar 7

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Sunday 27 June 2010 7:25

lol at #32

aubrey1 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 3:30

Smart girlfriend bro. Hope she ***** good.

Emkaye 0

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Friday 6 February 2009 2:36

My mom did the same blasted thing, except we had a central vacuum, which ended up setting our basement on fire. The house smelled like soot for the next two months.

potentpotable 0

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Tuesday 24 February 2009 19:12

Dump her!

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Tuesday 17 March 2009 6:07

i have to know... is she blond... (no insults intended)

Zwink 0

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Friday 27 March 2009 3:02

ok thats just sad and wow no just wow stupid

atomicmrpelly 2

Thursday 9 April 2009 14:00

I just... it... you... The mind boggles!!!

ticktockigoboom 0

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Friday 10 April 2009 23:19

She's a moron and sounds like she has a submissive personality. I would dump her and go find a real woman that didn't drop out of high school.

rc15 0

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Wednesday 15 April 2009 4:32

wow she is not that bright

sarah__tehe__ 0

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Saturday 25 April 2009 13:09

what a ******* idiot.... i mean, comeon.. you use a METAL bucket for embers, for future reference

Grotesque 0

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Friday 8 May 2009 3:22

Lol your girlfriend is mentally retarded.

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