FML : Today, my girlfriend tried to clean out the fireplace with a vacuum cleaner, she sucked up a bunch of embers which set the vacuum on fire. After a crying...

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Today, my girlfriend tried to clean out the fireplace with a vacuum cleaner, she sucked up a bunch of embers which set the vacuum on fire. After a crying for a bit, she went back to finish cleaning up only to find that some embers she dumped in a bucket melted through and set part of the carpet on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By blck / Thursday 1 January 2009 02:53 / United States

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By csigabajnok | 0

#240 - Thursday 5 February 2009 06:26

OMG, that's so dumb

By Emkaye | 0

#360 - Friday 6 February 2009 02:36

My mom did the same blasted thing, except we had a central vacuum, which ended up setting our basement on fire. The house smelled like soot for the next two months.

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By csigabajnok | 0

#240 - Thursday 5 February 2009 06:26

OMG, that's so dumb

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Epic_Phale615 | 0

#909847 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 04:50

I think he needs to stop dating blonds?

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look_its_me | 0

#969706 - Sunday 28 March 2010 06:41

the real question here is: what was she doing out of the kitchen??

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haleyisawsomee | 0

#987087 - Sunday 2 May 2010 01:05

why was she crying?

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alicianoar | 7

#1045805 - Sunday 27 June 2010 07:25

lol at #32

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aubrey1 | 0

#2634514 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 03:30

Smart girlfriend bro. Hope she fucks good.

By Emkaye | 0

#360 - Friday 6 February 2009 02:36

My mom did the same blasted thing, except we had a central vacuum, which ended up setting our basement on fire. The house smelled like soot for the next two months.

By potentpotable | 0

#6536 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 07:12

Dump her!

By xFusionBluex | 0

#36853 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 06:07

i have to know... is she blond... (no insults intended)

By Zwink | 0

#61556 - Friday 27 March 2009 03:02

ok thats just sad and wow no just wow stupid

By atomicmrpelly | 2

#95797 - Thursday 9 April 2009 02:00

I just... it... you... The mind boggles!!!

By ticktockigoboom | 0

#100185 - Friday 10 April 2009 11:19

She's a moron and sounds like she has a submissive personality. I would dump her and go find a real woman that didn't drop out of high school.

By rc15 | 0

#112595 - Wednesday 15 April 2009 04:32

wow she is not that bright

By sarah__tehe__ | 0

#141729 - Saturday 25 April 2009 01:09

what a fucking idiot.... i mean, comeon.. you use a METAL bucket for embers, for future reference

By Grotesque | 0

#178712 - Friday 8 May 2009 03:22

Lol your girlfriend is mentally retarded.

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