By blck - 01/01/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend tried to clean out the fireplace with a vacuum cleaner, she sucked up a bunch of embers which set the vacuum on fire. After a crying for a bit, she went back to finish cleaning up only to find that some embers she dumped in a bucket melted through and set part of the carpet on fire. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 630
You deserved it 3 908

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OMG, that's so dumb

My mom did the same blasted thing, except we had a central vacuum, which ended up setting our basement on fire. The house smelled like soot for the next two months.

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OMG, that's so dumb

I think he needs to stop dating blonds?

the real question here is: what was she doing out of the kitchen??

Smart girlfriend bro. Hope she fucks good.

My mom did the same blasted thing, except we had a central vacuum, which ended up setting our basement on fire. The house smelled like soot for the next two months.

i have to know... is she blond... (no insults intended)

ok thats just sad and wow no just wow stupid

I just... it... you... The mind boggles!!!

She's a moron and sounds like she has a submissive personality. I would dump her and go find a real woman that didn't drop out of high school.

wow she is not that bright

what a fucking idiot.... i mean, comeon.. you use a METAL bucket for embers, for future reference

Lol your girlfriend is mentally retarded.