FML : Today, my parents asked me if my girlfriend of two years and I wanted to go see a musical with them. I haven't told them that she broke up with me the...

Today, my parents asked me if my girlfriend of two years and I wanted to go see a musical with them. I haven't told them that she broke up with me the day after she met them. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bob7654 / Friday 11 November 2016 02:44 / United States - Arlington

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By Fernan510 | 14

#6711684 - Friday 11 November 2016 19:53

So, you were dating her for two years but she only just met them? Or have you been lying about still having her for two years??

By chirstinap325 | 21

#6711690 - Friday 11 November 2016 19:57

Maybe you could leave out the "after she met you" part when breaking it to them...

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By FalloutScrolls | 25

#6711679 - Friday 11 November 2016 19:50

Hey ma, hey pa...

Hate to break it to you...

By Fernan510 | 14

#6711684 - Friday 11 November 2016 19:53

So, you were dating her for two years but she only just met them? Or have you been lying about still having her for two years??

By chirstinap325 | 21

#6711690 - Friday 11 November 2016 19:57

Maybe you could leave out the "after she met you" part when breaking it to them...

By RichardPencil | 25

#6711695 - Friday 11 November 2016 20:04

I didn't know they made a musical of "Monster-In-Law."

You should sing the news to your parents, ending with Jazz Hands.

XCoraline_CrossX | 17

#6711720 - Friday 11 November 2016 21:45

Has hands make everything better.

izzajaneful | 24

#6711722 - Friday 11 November 2016 21:52

Right? I love having hands.

By cheshireau | 26

#6711787 - Saturday 12 November 2016 3:28

Just say things ended, you don't have to (or need to) tell them it was because of them.

By Laime | 5

#6711832 - Saturday 12 November 2016 6:06

Don't be scared to tell them. They can be a great support for you.

By honestjane | 20

#6711847 - Saturday 12 November 2016 6:54

Honestly, I wish I had done that instead of getting married. Nothing puts a strain on a marriage like horrible in-laws.

By Rabite | 27

#6711937 - Saturday 12 November 2016 14:18

What horrible things did they do to make themselves a reason for a breakup?

By GoddammitHoward | 4

#6712066 - Sunday 13 November 2016 1:04

Did she break up with you because she met them?

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