Anonymous
United States
Boozehound
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fgbh456
United States
Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML
Anonymous
How very dare you?
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
the only sober one
San Diego, United States
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
cazorp
United States
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
anonymous
Inverness, United States
Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff
Boozehound
Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML
fuck you mom
Boozehound
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
mirrorfad
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Glass houses and all that
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
Top comments
jibz 6
Vodka? She could probably sell you for better than that.
cduran2011 6
Don't do it. Get at least 4 shots. Pass them around.
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Comments (92)
useyourbrainpls 0
op and half of you posters are dumb. the mom is clearly saying she wants a drink crazy bad. ie id sell my soul for a drink. u never are cured of being alcoholic. soul kid she's crying out for help
IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9
Maybe 37 should sell their soul for a dictionary and some knowledge of grammar.
brdude 9
Despite the "once-alcoholic", I would say she's not that over her alcoholism after a joke like that.
Jucieeeboxx 1
She was problaby drunk when she told you.
AshleyCole 0
Sounds like she still is, or atleast wants to still be a drinker :/
onlyoncamera 0
For a shot??
ContentDeletedll 0
Where's it from, if she bought i from a bartender in Russia, shes smart.
Hubol 11
That's too bad, I bet you're worth at least 2 shots of vodka.
Dark_Angel003 0
I'm sure your worth more...
bizarre_ftw 22
Only a shot?! That bitch!
roseXthorns 8
In soviet Russia, vodka would sell your mom for you.