Anonymous
United States
Boozehound
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fgbh456
United States
Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML
Anonymous
How very dare you?
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
the only sober one
San Diego, United States
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
cazorp
United States
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
anonymous
Inverness, United States
Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff
Boozehound
Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML
fuck you mom
Boozehound
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
mirrorfad
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Glass houses and all that
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
Top comments
jibz 6
Vodka? She could probably sell you for better than that.
cduran2011 6
Don't do it. Get at least 4 shots. Pass them around.
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Comments (92)
latifaniomityra 0
Lmaoo. She probably did once or twice
mynameisTiffany 0
u gotta love ur mom
kei1108 13
That's verbally abusive and possibly illegal. Sctnow.org is the best!!! STOP CHILD TRAFFICKING! it's not funny to joke about when you see the real stories.
qwertyuiop100 2
ouch
nickanuvis 2
That's depressing :S
WorldsGhost 2
At least sell you for two shots. One for her and one for you saying goodbye.
R3TROxLOV3 32
Well... She sounds like a real charmer.
obeykaitlyn 25
yea umm... was she drunk at the moment?
PrinceOfBritain 20
This would have been funnier if your mother was completely opposed to drinking