Anonymous
United States
Boozehound
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Collection
College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
fgbh456
United States
Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML
Anonymous
How very dare you?
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
the only sober one
San Diego, United States
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
cazorp
United States
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
anonymous
Inverness, United States
Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff
Boozehound
Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML
fuck you mom
Boozehound
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
mirrorfad
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Glass houses and all that
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
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jibz 6
Vodka? She could probably sell you for better than that.
cduran2011 6
Don't do it. Get at least 4 shots. Pass them around.
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Comments (92)
angrynegro7 16
I think your mom and the mom who picked weed over her child should do lunch sometime...
Okayitwasme 0
Sometime we put our foot in our mouths.
Roly1990 2
Vodka + redbull= a great time lol
desireev 18
Lol 67- I just read your profile. (For some strange reason) It says "Don't mess with me cause I know karate, judo, blah blah blah..." I was just wondering... If someone messes with you,(over the Internet, mind you) what're you gonna do? Cyber chop them? Maybe an Internet drop kick? Or the official Google Tai Clench? Lol Sorry... I had to ask...
sucks2BEyouu 0
^^^ you do realize he was being sarcastic right? or did you just not care enough to finish the sentence he wrote, but were vain enough to look at his photo because it intruiged you, but decided to exit if once you read the first half of what he wrote?
trippythehippy 6
Sold!
orangeeast 2
I see your shot of Vodka and raise you a shot or 2 shots of Whiskey
Hardwaregeek 0
Michael Bluth?
catielala 4
wayyy to go mommy:/
somar07 0
No amigo for a bottle of TEQUILA she would
shyanneMR 0
How the hell does he deserve that?
HunterAlpha1 8
sounds to me like she's still an alcoholic. just because she doesn't currently drink(probably because you or someone else watches her like a hawk) doesn't mean she isn't still addicted.
crazyarsedfly 14
This. It doesn't go away, but it also doesn't mean she'd actually do it.
Shellytullis1998 20
OMG! That's so mean!!! I'm sorry. My moms a drunk to ); it suxx