By Joshua Diamond - 14/12/2020 19:02 - United Kingdom

Ed Sheeran-lite

Today, I phoned my ex, who I only broke up with a week ago. I then told her about the song I'd written about her. I have written a song, but it is shite and I would die of embarrassment if I ever had to play it to her. I’ll have to play it to her and confess my simpy, wet ways. FML
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By  littl3storm  |  29

bruh, just wtf? why break up with someone, write them a song, tell them about the song then write an fml about having to preform the song? how about *not telling her about the song and leave her alone*.
doesn't really warrant an fml, its self-inflicted

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By  littl3storm  |  29

bruh, just wtf? why break up with someone, write them a song, tell them about the song then write an fml about having to preform the song? how about *not telling her about the song and leave her alone*.
doesn't really warrant an fml, its self-inflicted

By  jfigley  |  5

I think the fml is for her. Her ex-boyfriend broke up with her which will already hurt and then be sent on an emotional rollercoaster listening to a half-assed written song. If she is smart she will stay away and find a guy who knows what he wants. Grow up dude, you've got some maturing to do....

By  coius  |  23

I swear to god, you are a bully’s wet dream. Even if I was the one getting bullied, if this is how you treat life and relationships, I’d be first in line to kick your ass and pull a mega wedgie.
Jesus, you are pathetic and should be ashamed of posting this. Uuuunllleesss... this is how you get your kink on. Then go to 4Chan. I hear the abuse would be right up your alley.