Anonymous
United States
Boozehound
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Collection
College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
fgbh456
United States
Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML
Anonymous
How very dare you?
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
the only sober one
San Diego, United States
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
cazorp
United States
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
anonymous
Inverness, United States
Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff
Boozehound
Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML
fuck you mom
Boozehound
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
mirrorfad
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Glass houses and all that
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
Top comments
jibz 6
Vodka? She could probably sell you for better than that.
cduran2011 6
Don't do it. Get at least 4 shots. Pass them around.
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Comments (92)
PaulB123 11
Better than nothing, ?
shadystyle 6
challenge accepted
FMLsOhilarious 6
What a loving, caring parent you've got there.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Whats with parents and giving their kids away for stuff like alcohol and drugs?? I sense that your mum will break over a pint of guiness...
testthecoal 5
That must be a Guinness world record
perdix 31
You must be a shit kid. If you were worth a damn, she'd hold out and sell you for a whole bottle!
FMLsOhilarious 6
#22 Because that makes her so much better as a parent.
THE_A_TEEN 28
If she's that desperate, she'll sell her for a nice warm lager.
AnagenisisZagus 13
^It does, buttmuncher.
ImaginaryFoe 1
#23 Because perdix was obviously giving serious advice on better parenting.
mamasait 1
I'd rather FHerL
ZDK5498 6
hopefully she was joking.... even if it was a joke it still hurts... judging that she once was an alcoholic makes it a bit messed up because who would clown around about something so serious?
ImaginaryFoe 1
Not "once an alcoholic". You don't ever stop being an alcoholic. This sounds like a woman battling a serious addiction struggling on a bad day. OP, don't make it about you. It sounds personal but it isn't really. If she's generally a good mum, show her a little sympathy in the tougher moments. I'm certain it doesn't feel good but it's better that she's honest about her struggle.
DocBastard 40
Liquor? I hardly even know her!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Don't lie to me Doc.
22jrdn55 15
Stop confabulating!
prettypinkpixie 9
Just because she doesn't drink anymore doesn't mean she is no longer an alcoholic. That's something that stays with you for life. And as I'm sure she was joking about selling you for a shot of vodka, she was probably serious about wanting a shot of vodka so you should recommend she goes to AA.