Noname
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Blown job
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
saynotochrispine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Beam me up!
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
May
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
justgreat
Opa Locka, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
NOKHAN
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
eeh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
RobinBunny713
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Force
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Anonymous
Westerville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
BOO!
🌶️ Spicy
Stuff
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML
man
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
Top comments
rebboy_2008 0
I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.
millycent 0
Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (505)
strickerman101 0
if you are watching star trek during sex you dont deseve it
kennington 0
um, if you a star trek freak, thats confusing cuz no star trek freak has a girl friend, unless a hand counts as a girl friend, then that means all sci fi nerds have girl friends :) just kidding
RaynBowh 0
lol that sounds interesting im really into star trek myself im a girl but i accidentally did something quite similar i love spock, he's a sexy being
jambalai555 0
haha thanks for the chuckle
WOWIMSCREWEDUP 0
spock!?!?!??!?!?!? dude that is ******* pathetic normal people dont get boners from star trek!! omfg im laughing cuz ur so pathetic
anonymousjason 0
awesome. i mean, what the hell are you doing watching crappy tv while she's down there, but honestly...nice.
sinergy 0
ROFL
testing_fml 0
LOL, that's weird. Not only that you call her "Spock", but that she gives you head and you keep watching star trek instead of getting into the action...
roundnproud 7
this reminds me of that Seinfeld episode when George wasn't happy with anything but sex, tv and eating at the EXACT same time he had to be doing them all at once, otherwise each one was subpar
Stragler 0
So u were doin them both at the same time because...? Someones got a trekkie fetish!! ...o my.