Noname
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Blown job
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
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saynotochrispine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Beam me up!
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
May
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
justgreat
Opa Locka, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
NOKHAN
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
eeh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
RobinBunny713
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Force
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Anonymous
Westerville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
BOO!
🌶️ Spicy
Stuff
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML
man
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
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rebboy_2008 0
I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.
millycent 0
Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.
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Comments (505)
dehjosh 0
Think of it this way. Your living LONG and PROSPERING!!! LOL. Congratz!
MaNbOy 0
I wish i could give spock a *******!! And by Spock I mean Zachary Quinto :) nothing wrong with that
Nyuu_fml 12
No FML has ever given me better laughs than this. Thank you. :P I wonder how your girlfriend reacted?
Lizzi_fml 10
LOL! And #304, agreed (;
kdubk93 0
LOL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
eltravi3so809 0
lmfaoooo.
MaNbOy 0
EWWW no, Leonard Nimoy isnt sexy.... Zachary is... see the difference?!!
MyNameIsAudrey 0
idk what's worse..... calling your gf Spock while getting blown or watching StarTrek while getting blown.... but congrats.....you managed to do both.
im_so_fucked_ 0
u watching star trek while getting head?!?!? WHAT A **** UP!!!!!!
flamencosketches 0
haha that's actually really awesome. Also, I like how people assume that the OP is a loser because he's watching Star Trek. Posters, the OP is getting head, and you are most probably not. Who is the loser? Furthermore, to those assuming that the OP is gay because he's thinking about Spock while getting head: Again, the OP is getting a BJ (from a GIRL), and you're probably not. Obviously, he's not gay, and even if he were, are you going to mock him for getting more action than you? There really isn't anything to make fun of here. Star Trek is awesome.