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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
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rebboy_2008 0
I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.
millycent 0
Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.
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Comments (505)
FreshChicken 0
LMFAO. I'm sorry, but that is hilarious, and also very embarrassing
3141592653589793 0
I've called my boyfriend Spock before while having sex. He forgave me eventually.
JayFrankus 0
Haha ah ahaha hhha haaaa
meganjoanne 0
I'm sorry but if I was giving head and the guy said spock id think it was the funniest ******* thing EVER! OMG AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA AHHAHAHAHA
DaisyDOPE 0
this is why nerds dont have girlfriends.
DaisyDOPE 0
@ 323; you retard, all anonymous posts are posted as noname, therefore, there are alot of different people who post anon.
Penguinophile 0
You really like Spock, don't you?
zredalert95 0
ok fine, freudian slip. it happens, right? at the same time, however, DON'T GIVE YOURSELF THE OPPERTUNITY. watch your girl, not the t.v.
sararoxx 0
lmfao , thats actually hilarious , all well , its understandable .... to a point .... :O
emodude44 0
sooo you feel attracted to a man in a sixties TV show who dresses up like a blue elf and acts like a nerd... and you would rather have him then your gf... wtf? if you dont want her I'LL take her :)