Noname
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Blown job
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
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saynotochrispine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Beam me up!
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
May
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
justgreat
Opa Locka, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
NOKHAN
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
eeh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
RobinBunny713
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Force
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Anonymous
Westerville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
BOO!
🌶️ Spicy
Stuff
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML
man
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
Top comments
rebboy_2008 0
I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.
millycent 0
Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.
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Comments (505)
ChasinParkedCars 0
This one is my favorite. So short and simple. Yet so ******.
assho 0
That's actually super-hot. Bang me? K thanks.
16274692 0
hahaha, brilliant
silly_kate 0
maybe this is cos i don't watch star trek, but spock doesn't sound like a hot chick......could be mistaken?
Gibbio260 0
hahaha i love this one its on a par with the electric toothbrush one. that must have been the most awkward time after you said that and now u probs have this hung over ur head for the rest of your life but you got head it was so worth it lol
dinjin201 0
I was reading this and couldnt stop laffing... Mom and dad came in whiile i was rofl and they took one look and bust out laffing as well XD They made me email the site to them :) LMAO
TheSickness 0
Hahahahahahaha! I hope you know this is the greatest FML ever. xD
Rewiinded 0
Hahahahahahahaha oh so much win
ziqi92 0
ROFL that was epic *does the live long and prosper sign* XD like #26 would suggest XD vulcans ftw XD
dancing_bear 0
This is possibly my favourite fml on the entire site. Oh, and #250, you are brilliant, that made me laugh nearly as much as the original post.