Noname
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Blown job
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
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saynotochrispine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Beam me up!
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
May
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
justgreat
Opa Locka, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
NOKHAN
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
eeh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
RobinBunny713
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Force
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Anonymous
Westerville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
BOO!
🌶️ Spicy
Stuff
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML
man
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
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rebboy_2008 0
I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.
millycent 0
Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.
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spitball1074 2
LOL HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH WTF?!?!?! Y WOULD U WATCH STAR TREK WHEN GETTING BLOWN?!?! IN FACT, WHY WOULD U WATCH STAR TREK AT ALL?!?! AND WTF? HOW R U GETTING BLOWN IF YOU WATCH STAR TREK?!?!
Tater_Bug_4real 0
Hahaha, that's the greatest! I wonder what she said? Wait. Could you not think of something sexier to watch? Hahaha. YDI but I love you for it.
xXxMattxXx 0
hmm well i think this one is fake if you watch star trek theres not much chance that you'll ever get head XD lol
ocho117 0
who the **** watches star trek while getting a bj?
cajungirl 0
wow. who watches star trek while getting a bj?
evilralphwiggum 0
Suck long and prosper?
hahayou12345 0
You're honestly disgusting. You should get dumped.
Eaglestrike117 29
Funniest FML I've read so far.
Ecuij 0
Dude if I was your G/F I would laugh my ass off at you and then proceed to hug you and call you the best. Also I would have been the one to put Star Trek on first. As I have about ten hours of Trekkie goodness to catch up on!
piacular 0
Everyone thinks that people who watch Star Trek don't get laid, but it's not true! My flat mate is a Trekkie and he gets around quite a bit. Poor girlfriend though, one can only hope she doesn't actually look like Spock.