Noname
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Blown job
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
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saynotochrispine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Beam me up!
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
May
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
justgreat
Opa Locka, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
NOKHAN
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
eeh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
RobinBunny713
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Force
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Anonymous
Westerville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
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🌶️ Spicy
Stuff
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML
man
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
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rebboy_2008 0
I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.
millycent 0
Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.
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underthestarsx3 0
wtf who watches startrek??
monna_fml 0
If you were pretending to be Kirk at the time, I think it's all right.
Kate24 0
Here's a tip: don't watch Star Trek!!!!!!! The least you can do is watch it alone.
Trichechus 0
OP, I ******* love you. To all the people who say Trekkies can't get laid, that's a lie. Star Trek is just a show. It doesn't determine their character. I know a Trekkie that's also a player. And FYI, they couldve been watching the movie, which has been dubbed not-nerdy (while TOS is the opposite for some odd reason). Don't be so quick to judge. Also, he's getting laid while you guys are wasting your time here posting how he's such a loser for watching Star Trek. Go out and find someone, people. The girl obviously likes Star Trek as well. That, or she really likes the guy. Either way, thats not an FML in my book. Aaand, Spock. I wish I was your girlfriend man. Spock is HOTT (Nimoy > Quinto). It's okay, we all know it. :) If I were her, I would've given you the Vulcan salute and sucked harder haha. I'd give Spock head any day.
thefinalpie 0
WTF? Trekkies get laid?
goober33 0
first you are a nerd... and second does your girlfriend look like spock?
HamatoKameko 0
I just... oh god that is hilariously awkward. I mean I've always had a kind of crush on Spock (I like Aliens. Just look at my avatar. ;P ), but I'm betting your gf isn't his biggest fan, not after that smooth move. #37: Mmm, Time Lord, yummy. (for the record, I'm a woman. Just an incredibly geeky one.)
thisisausername 0
Serves you right for watching Star Trek lol
warrenthewalrus 0
Haha! What the hell made you think of some ******' alien? Serious FAIL.
bad_times 0
uhh.... why is that bad?
condescending 0
hell of a freudian slip dude