Noname
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Blown job
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
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saynotochrispine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Beam me up!
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
May
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
justgreat
Opa Locka, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
NOKHAN
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
eeh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
RobinBunny713
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Force
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Anonymous
Westerville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
BOO!
🌶️ Spicy
Stuff
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML
man
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
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rebboy_2008 0
I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.
millycent 0
Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.
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duhitzisabel 0
no really, FYL lmfao how ******* embarassing. #2 ftw!
duhitzisabel 0
actually #236 ftw as well hahaha..
Howdyplz 2
Why the hell would you watch star track while you were getting a ********? You nerd, i'm surprised the girl would even go on with it if you were watching THAT.. Hey, mabye you needed to get "in the mood", and Spock giving you a ******** makes you horny. the world may never know.
rihannalover 0
ahh finally a REAL fml. most of these are fmd (**** my day) or they're just having a shitty day. but this... this actually is gonna affect your entire relationship hahaha good job buddy! i feel for you.
MaaiQue 0
Ure girlfriend should dump you! You should be lucky u found a girl who would give you a bj if u watch that anyway ..
trekkie44 0
hahaha. k, i love star trek, but if my boyfriend ever called me spock i think i woulda slapped him... hard.
thekraken 0
HAHA! I'm a Trekkie so I find this hilarious. But c'mon you could have at least called her Uhura. Live long and prosper my fellow Trekkie. //
eaglesrule8120 0
OK, a) You're a fag for watching Star Trek WHILE getting head. b) Turn the TV off, nothing on it matters when that's going down
RandalLee 0
I got head during "Touristas" I didn't call out any of them girls names.... GIRLS!!! There's something wrong with you pal.
BigMaki 0
HAHA!@ Oh thats great spock!