Noname
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Blown job
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
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saynotochrispine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Beam me up!
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
May
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
justgreat
Opa Locka, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
NOKHAN
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
eeh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
RobinBunny713
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Force
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Anonymous
Westerville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
BOO!
🌶️ Spicy
Stuff
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML
man
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
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rebboy_2008 0
I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.
millycent 0
Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.
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bkeiya 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA
wowthatscrazyy 0
hahahahahahhahahahaaaa
usmcprill 0
lol #226. oh man, fail.
DSANTX06 0
This is bullshit, guys who watch star treck don't have girlfriends.
tipple 0
This is hilarious - terribly, sadly, hilarious! I have to ask: Was Star Trek on first, and then your girlfriend decided to "distract" you with a head job - or did you just casually flick Star Trek on after she had started?? In either case, I think you've just lost out twice: once for finding Star Trek more interesting than sex; and twice because it's unlikely you'll be getting another head job in a while, even if you turn the TV off first. To your GF: next time (if there is a next time) try pausing every 30 seconds and saying "beam me up Scottie" - just to keep the Nerd on the end of that penis excited - or alternatively, ask if he believes in Jesus ;o)
FYLSukkka 0
Kudos to you for even having a girl CLOSE to you with Star Trek on... Kudos to you.
TheGreatCaroline 0
This is such a win, it's indescribable. If I were the chick, I would just have raised an eyebrow, said "Most illogical," then gotten back to work.
xxfalconxx_fml 0
isnt tht just wish fulfilment
SeiferAlmasy 0
You just turned your relationship into ensign jim, the redshirt. You will never live that down
Shreader42 0
Dude. Your girlfriend is giving you head. Why are you doing anything but trying to think of something to do to freakin repay her! and God bless her for doing that in the first place while your watching Star Trek.