Miscellaneous: Today, I went outside to enjoy the cool air without my glasses....

By Phazzer - 16/10/2009 13:39 - United States

Today, I went outside to enjoy the cool air without my glasses. I saw my neighbor doing the same, so I waved and said hi. When she didn't respond, I yelled and went back inside. It was only later when I went back out with my glasses on that I realized I was being ignored by a Halloween decoration. FML

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Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2023 10:00 - Belgium - Charleroi

Today, a little girl and her mother stopped in front of my window to look at the witch I'd put there as a Halloween decoration. The little girl was smiling, so I lifted the curtain and smiled at her. When she saw me, she started to cry, and ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2010 07:42 - United States

Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML

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By monster1109 - 10/08/2015 15:51 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML

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By HarleyDavison - 05/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Harrisonville

Today, I went to a parade. While I was there, I ran into my ex and his new girlfriend. Trying to prove I was over him, I tried to act like I was oblivious to them and having a great time. I turned around, only for a piece of candy to hit me square me in the eye. FML

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Friday 16 October 2009 21:11

F your neighbor's life for being ugly enough to pass as a Halloween decoration.

robbietherabbit 0

Friday 16 October 2009 20:34

... what did you yell? Just hello, or angrily?

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bubbles94 0

Friday 16 October 2009 20:13

Ummm...next time WEAR glasses...

JohnE3 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 0:27

but glasses are for nerds

crazy20164 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 4:10

i wear contacts :) i think i did something similar except the Halloween decoration was one of those ones that moon you. needless to say i looked like an idiot . not once but twice.

bubbles94 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 5:21

actually more or less just plain uncomfortable to wear XP

killerviral 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 19:25

lol yea smart one I have 20/20 vision I went to the eye doctor yesterday it sucks

CowGoesMoo 0

Friday 16 October 2009 20:13

That sucks, but it's totally happened to me before, or something similar at least. Hopefully no one saw you yell at it!

NawaltheWall 4

Friday 16 October 2009 20:17

Hilarious story but you YDI.

AndreaHatesYou1 0

Friday 16 October 2009 20:22

You're an idiot. Also a drama king.

_Underscore 0

Friday 16 October 2009 20:23

Who the flonk cares.

iSwizzle 4

Sunday 3 April 2011 7:18

flonk?

allysonnn 0

Friday 16 October 2009 20:29

no offense your stupid. ydi

sux4u121 10

Wednesday 27 June 2012 1:16

Don't call somebody stupid unless you can use proper grammar. *You're

premiermois 5

Friday 16 October 2009 20:29

I'm sure your neighbor would love to hear that she was mistaken for a Halloween decoration.. aren't they usually emaciated, 6-foot tall rotting skeletons?