FML : Today, I went outside to enjoy the cool air without my glasses. I saw my neighbor doing the same, so I waved and said hi. When she didn't respond, I yelled...

Today, I went outside to enjoy the cool air without my glasses. I saw my neighbor doing the same, so I waved and said hi. When she didn't respond, I yelled and went back inside. It was only later when I went back out with my glasses on that I realized I was being ignored by a Halloween decoration. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Phazzer - / Friday 16 October 2009 13:39 / United States

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By allmidnighteyes | 10

#623284 - Friday 16 October 2009 21:11

F your neighbor's life for being ugly enough to pass as a Halloween decoration.

By robbietherabbit | 0

#623234 - Friday 16 October 2009 20:34

... what did you yell? Just hello, or angrily?

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By bubbles94 | 0

#623204 - Friday 16 October 2009 20:13

Ummm...next time WEAR glasses...

JohnE3 | 0

#623532 - Saturday 17 October 2009 0:27

but glasses are for nerds

crazy20164 | 0

#623844 - Saturday 17 October 2009 4:10

i wear contacts :) i think i did something similar except the Halloween decoration was one of those ones that moon you. needless to say i looked like an idiot . not once but twice.

bubbles94 | 0

#623934 - Saturday 17 October 2009 5:21

actually more or less just plain uncomfortable to wear XP

killerviral | 0

#830891 - Saturday 6 February 2010 19:25

lol yea smart one I have 20/20 vision I went to the eye doctor yesterday it sucks

By CowGoesMoo | 0

#623205 - Friday 16 October 2009 20:13

That sucks, but it's totally happened to me before, or something similar at least. Hopefully no one saw you yell at it!

By NawaltheWall | 4

#623213 - Friday 16 October 2009 20:17

Hilarious story but you YDI.

By AndreaHatesYou1 | 0

#623221 - Friday 16 October 2009 20:22

You're an idiot. Also a drama king.

By _Underscore | 0

#623222 - Friday 16 October 2009 20:23

Who the flonk cares.

iSwizzle | 4

#2284569 - Sunday 3 April 2011 7:18

flonk?

By allysonnn | 0

#623228 - Friday 16 October 2009 20:29

no offense your stupid. ydi

sux4u121 | 10

#4619069 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 1:16

Don't call somebody stupid unless you can use proper grammar. *You're

By premiermois | 5

#623229 - Friday 16 October 2009 20:29

I'm sure your neighbor would love to hear that she was mistaken for a Halloween decoration.. aren't they usually emaciated, 6-foot tall rotting skeletons?