Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my tits. He ignored it and instead sent a picture of his dog "looking blazed". FML
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Today, my boyfriend sent a picture of me posing with our dog to his family via a group text. Along with our 25" bong. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
Today, I was feeling saucy so I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. He then set it as his laptop's desktop screen, took a picture, then sent to me saying, "Hmm, should probably change this before Monday", only he didn't send it me, he sent to his family group chat with his mum and sisters and didn't realise. Everyone saw. FML
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Top comments
WD_Stevens 22
I swear I'll never understand what women see in us men
Wienerschnitzel_fml 10
I think it's breast that you don't get your feelings hurt and overthink this.
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Comments (96)
apedogz 8
so mean ahahaha
gremlin_bros 19
I will never understand wemon. We look at their breasts they get pissed off calling us perverts of sex obsessed. But they send pictures of them to us and then when we don't react then they get mad. Second if it takes a picture of your (insert whatever body part here) to get a reaction or to get him to notice you then you have the wrong boyfriend! You want to turn a Man on then arouse his mind not his dick!
RachelleMonae 7
I would have too
SaniK 17
Your awesome, he's a jerk
palosqueak 19
He was so stunned by their beautifulness, he didnt realise it. my only explanation
Feldgrep 8
Sometimes men don't want sex. You found that 1 hour a week when that happens.
swaroop2615 5
are u dating sheldon cooper? if not I guess tht guy is on verge of realising he is gay
truqbic 13
He didn't ignore it, he even responded