Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my tits. He ignored it and instead sent a picture of his dog "looking blazed". FML
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Today, my boyfriend sent a picture of me posing with our dog to his family via a group text. Along with our 25" bong. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
Today, I was feeling saucy so I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. He then set it as his laptop's desktop screen, took a picture, then sent to me saying, "Hmm, should probably change this before Monday", only he didn't send it me, he sent to his family group chat with his mum and sisters and didn't realise. Everyone saw. FML
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Top comments
WD_Stevens 22
I swear I'll never understand what women see in us men
Wienerschnitzel_fml 10
I think it's breast that you don't get your feelings hurt and overthink this.
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Comments (96)
azyjazy713 11
A man who cant appreciate his lady's chest is not to be trusted
kayteakay 26
Maybe he sent it, then read yours and is kicking himself.
tbone5466 9
ydi - not because hes not a dick, but because sending nude photos to anyone is extremely stupid. imo.
Chellybelly92 14
Stay classy...the both of ya.
ober80 6
Feel free to send me that pic. I promise not to ignore it
ibanghellokitty 8
I looked it up on google found a hilarious youtube link instead (the one with the husky)
kelsorg 21
maybe he's an ass man. (not all men love ****)
kelsorg 21
agreed.
Axel5238 29
It's nice, to get those sorts of pictures but you sometimes you can't get a guy to jump and get excited "because boobs". Were you sexting, sent him a pic and he didn't reply after being into it or did you send the picture randomly? I've gotten pics like that from my gf, but without any build up behind it is just ok she sent me boob pics and what? Guys don't think about sex 24/7 and the assumption that most will run over their best friend for **** kinda sucks. There are those that don't do us many favors though to get over that stereotype.
SunTzu2 9
Next time he wants something, send him home to 'Walk the dog'. If he doesn't understand, tell him lo look the meaning up on Urban dictionary
worldclassrager 39
Better luck next time