Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my tits. He ignored it and instead sent a picture of his dog "looking blazed". FML
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Today, my boyfriend sent a picture of me posing with our dog to his family via a group text. Along with our 25" bong. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
Today, I was feeling saucy so I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. He then set it as his laptop's desktop screen, took a picture, then sent to me saying, "Hmm, should probably change this before Monday", only he didn't send it me, he sent to his family group chat with his mum and sisters and didn't realise. Everyone saw. FML
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Top comments
WD_Stevens 22
I swear I'll never understand what women see in us men
Wienerschnitzel_fml 10
I think it's breast that you don't get your feelings hurt and overthink this.
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Comments (96)
Fr0gs 15
Maybe they are small
limabeans101029 20
Small boobs can still be awesome.
ZoroMiHawk 25
Well, maybe he really loves you and is scared he might hurt your feelings or make you thing he's a sex pig if he says something. Some of us men try our best to care of our girl's feelings if we really love her :)
kkmichelle2283 1
It's not a big deal. He may just not have been in the mood. It happens
BrendanLol99 5
Dumpppp himmm
SgtAssCheeks 21
Your profile description are giving me suspicions about who you'd like OP to send her pics.
aubama_fml 15
human **** don't have the same effects on dogs
dmcd_39 14
Well he doesn't like them
rachangie 19
Maybe he's not in the mood? Not all guys want scandalous pictures all the time. He probably just didn't want to hurt your feelings so he changed the subject. Also, I bet that picture of his dog was freaking hilarious.:)
lxry11 4
it's good to know he's not just into sex, and actually shares things with you, which is more important
jasonsfml 3
Send me a pic I won't ignore it :-) jk