Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my tits. He ignored it and instead sent a picture of his dog "looking blazed". FML
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Today, my boyfriend sent a picture of me posing with our dog to his family via a group text. Along with our 25" bong. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
Today, I was feeling saucy so I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. He then set it as his laptop's desktop screen, took a picture, then sent to me saying, "Hmm, should probably change this before Monday", only he didn't send it me, he sent to his family group chat with his mum and sisters and didn't realise. Everyone saw. FML
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Top comments
WD_Stevens 22
I swear I'll never understand what women see in us men
Wienerschnitzel_fml 10
I think it's breast that you don't get your feelings hurt and overthink this.
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Comments (96)
andiesaur 18
...so?
typicalblackboy 4
Well played #5 well played...
A7XCamaro 19
You know you can reply to comments so people don't have to go back and find the comment you're talking about right?
sig4life 18
#34 don't bother, her seems a little Blazed himself
Respect101 17
Her seems a little blazed himself? I don't usually like to correct people, but that's far from right.
fire3780 1
Is he gay? Wtf?
martin8337 35
Dude needs to get his priorities straight.
Llama_Face89 33
Well at least you know he isn't just in it for the sex?
Ihavegas 22
not everyone appreciates ornithology, blue **** and the great tit are my fave.
jr_mtz01 7
maybe he didn't get it?
lynds71 12
Maybe your boobs made him speechless? :)
ZorroRooster 19
And let the "why dont you send ME a picture of your boobs? I'll appreciate them" comments commence. THAT would be piggish. What straight (or possibly bi) guy wouldn't show some type of respectful appreciation for being sent one of the most awesome things a man can receive?
Applesarefum 9
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