Today, someone spray painted a black skull on the side of my house. We painted over it and installed lights to hopefully persuade intruders not to vandalize the property because it would be a bright area. The lights were stolen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that someone spray painted a giant black cock on the front of my house while I was asleep. I also just recently painted my entire house yellow. Yellow doesn't cover up black penis very well. FML
Today, my house was broken into. They didn't take much, but they did paint spunking cocks on the walls and furniture. FML
Today, when I locked my newly repaired bike up, I carefully took the new rear light off it so that nobody could steal said light. Somebody stole my bike. At least I have a red light to play with. FML
Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML
Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML
Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML
Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML
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supersmeg12345 10
Next time install A few guard dogs and a machete
BlueEyed1019 12
That sucks, sorry! I have a sign that says "property monitored by security cameras" even tho it isn't, and it seems to work!
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Comments (135)
PYROxSYCO3 7
Mount them on the roof
reilyn 10
Time to move.
coffee_man900 16
She's not a Nun Blondie. :)
Mental1942 6
Dude time to move
ExToRtiOn 0
Yea sounds like a Mexican neighborhood
mlamot01 2
Time to move
JokersHQ 21
Similar thing happened to me. Sometimes you just can't seem to win! :( However, if you keep standing your ground (ie, new lights, reprint, etc) eventually they'll get sick of the fact that they aren't getting under your skin. (Well that's what happened with me but sometimes it varies) Hope nothing else happens!
shadowbeast300 4
i wont mind the black skull because it would look cool on my house.
jk_waks23 19
What type of neighborhood so you live in?