Today, after we'd let an author rent out our cabin, we read in...

By Username - 28/2/2011 05:44

Today, after we'd let an author rent out our cabin, we read in the book of poems he wrote while staying that he'd described how he enjoyed sitting on our table naked. The same table we often eat off. FML

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By chrstygrl06 | 10

#2132796 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:33

You should eat off plates. I find they're much handier.

By MauriceWinifred | 0

#2132750 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:19

so? clean it. And it's not like you don't use plates. what's the big deal, ugh.

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By evan_789 | 7

#2132671 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:03

ghbdikcd

evan_789 | 7

#2132684 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:04

sorry, dumb iPod lagg! I really need a new iPod. did you ever notice for all fmls, even the ydi ones are still fyl?

By takeapieandrun | 9

#2132712 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:09

Mmmm... very appetizing don't you think?

MetallicaRules19 | 4

#2132845 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:46

theres a new invention called a plate?

Hanimon | 0

#2132948 - Monday 28 February 2011 13:38

Why would anyone enjoy his naked ass on a cold table

Sadochan | 0

#2132988 - Monday 28 February 2011 13:45

Wait. No utensils or nothing? That's just as disgusting.

MizzErikaHart | 8

#2133150 - Monday 28 February 2011 15:14

just clean the table... like you would the toilet, or shower, or anything else his ass may have been on.

docscientist | 9

#2134114 - Monday 28 February 2011 21:03

Thank you, 30. Seriously.

Lennsik | 4

#2135377 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 5:32

While cleaning the table will do the trick, I'm quite sure no one in their right mind would come home to expect that some author had sat his bare ass on the table and wrote about it. Actually, I think the line stops right around where he was naked in their kitchen. But eh, they rented it out to him, nothing they can do about it.

Mokiikom_fml | 8

#2135803 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 9:07

Dude, if you rented a place to someone, anyone in their right mind IS supposed to expect it to be all dirty. Cleaning is a necessity.

By AnagenisisZagus | 13

#2132737 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:17

Well, maybe you should try upgrading to silverware? Perhaps? Maybe? Yes, you should. Either that or enjoy licking those perfectly lump, plump brown crumbs off of the table.

By my2centsworth | 15

#2132742 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:18

You do make a practice of cleaning your table on a regular basis, do you not?

By MauriceWinifred | 0

#2132750 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:19

so? clean it. And it's not like you don't use plates. what's the big deal, ugh.

MetallicaRules19 | 4

#2132856 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:48

best picture right there

10_4Franky | 0

#2133271 - Monday 28 February 2011 16:17

Um, pussy cat....naked woman.....book....whaaaaat??

eskimocallboy | 0

#2135190 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 4:27

nice picture;D

Thabb | 0

#2135348 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 5:23

I knew all these comments would be about the picture the second I saw it

shortrevolution | 0

#2546387 - Sunday 22 May 2011 0:00

I totally did too haha

By mattolirfl | 0

#2132752 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:20

wood to wood it feels good, to let it hang then rub my Wang, in this house of logs only mine can I take home but first to milk a necter of life, damn I need a wife,

you rent out you run all manner of risks from your tenants, ydi x

IGotServedcouk | 0

#2133443 - Monday 28 February 2011 17:07

That's beautiful /wipes eye.

michellenKG | 5

#2135586 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 7:32

hahaha WIN

By memo619 | 0

#2132765 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:22

I say burn it and buy a new one

MasterE56 | 4

#2133226 - Monday 28 February 2011 16:05

indeed

By Jimboom | 11

#2132792 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:32

I wouldn't worry about that... the stains on table however I would worry about...

By chrstygrl06 | 10

#2132796 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:33

You should eat off plates. I find they're much handier.

unseenalien | 5

#2132877 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:57

lol, win

By locachick101 | 0

#2132830 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:43

well then clean the table then they do have things to clean tables these day. but then again that is kinda weird to sit naked on SOMEONE ELSES table though...